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The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:20 pm
by _LifeOnaPlate
Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 Im boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH

Re: The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:28 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 I'm boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH


There are an awful lot of uncharacteristic typos in this post, LOaP. Have you been downing green jello shots again? :P

Here's my contribution:

How to Irritate Fellow Board Members: Answering Questions by Quoting Lengthy Sections of Entirely Unrelated Scripture by Gazelam ;)

KA

Re: The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:40 pm
by _gramps
KimberlyAnn wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 I'm boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH


There are an awful lot of uncharacteristic typos in this post, LOaP. Have you been downing green jello shots again? :P

Here's my contribution:

How to Irritate Fellow Board Members: Answering Questions by Quoting Lengthy Sections of Entirely Unrelated Scripture by Gazelam ;)

KA


ROTFLMAO! That's why I come to the board. Just think how his wife and kids might have to handle that all the time.

Son: Dad, can I have the car keys.

Gaz: Well son, if we turn to D and C 89, you read that....

Son: Come on Dad. I just want to borrow the car is all.

Gaz: Well son, if you won't read the scriptures with me, let's look at this fine pamphlet for young men. It says here that.....

Son: Forget it Dad. I'll walk.

Gaz: Like I read to you in D and C 89......

Son: See you later Dad. Thanks for the advice. Again.

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:47 pm
by _LifeOnaPlate
i don't know if that qualifies on the bookiest book list, thoug.

Re: The bookiest books of all time in the LDS Cruhch

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:54 pm
by _Mercury
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Hey GYUS ADD UR OWN

Hi evry1 I'm boyd - boyd k pakcer

a book on doilies on the table at church for a centerpeace in the lesson - Relief society president

Lightbulb jokes galore for all the kids to like - Infymouse

stupid ideas - farms RESEARCH


Everybody Poops (the sequel) by Merc and Port

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:55 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
LifeOnaPlate wrote:I don't know if that qualifies on the bookiest book list, thoug.


Have you read some of Gaz's posts?

The book would indeed be the bookiest of the booky! It wouldn't even have a thing to do with the title, it would just be chapter after chapter of unrelated bits of scripture, Ensign articles, and General Conference talks, lol! I estimate it could reach a page count in the thousands!

KA

PS - Glad you liked it, Gramps. Mmmwwaa! (That blown kiss should arrive in Germany in a few days.)

And Gaz, you know I'm just kiddin' with ya, right? I have a soft spot for you, even though you're a Mormon. ;)

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:57 pm
by _Mercury
KimberlyAnn wrote:
LifeOnaPlate wrote:I don't know if that qualifies on the bookiest book list, thoug.


Have you read some of Gaz's posts?

The book would indeed be the bookiest of the booky! It wouldn't even have a thing to do with the title, it would just be chapter after chapter of unrelated bits of scripture, Ensign articles, and General Conference talks, lol! I estimate it could reach a page count in the thousands!

KA

PS - Glad you liked it, Gramps. Mmmwwaa! (That blown kiss should arrive in Germany in a few days.)

And Gaz, you know I'm just kiddin' with ya, right? I have a soft spot for you, even though you're a Mormon. ;)


Don't forget the irrelevant pictures of Jebus and joe

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:10 pm
by _Black Moclips
"By His Own Tongue on the Pastry - An Analysis of Cupcake licking"

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:15 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Uh, what exactly does "booky" mean, and what is a "booky book?"

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:21 pm
by _LifeOnaPlate