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I thought this was quite a startling claim for good ol' Bob:

rcrocket's blog wrote:Take Mercury, for instance. Usually he writes as if he never progressed beyond 8th Grade grammar, but then his writing slips up and he improves. What's up with that? He really is an articulate BYU Grad, serving in a significant position in his ward, trolling here on this Board to make anti-Mormons look bad.

Quite an accusation! I am curious to hear Mercury's side of the story, and moreover, I'd be interested in learning about how Bob managed to concoct such a theory. I recall a troll appearing on the former iteration of this messageboard, and said troll proceeded to harass Mercury at length, apparently because the troll was Merc's hardcore TBM sibling.... This is all most peculiar.

Bob's obsession with who people are in real life is creepy.

But it is possible that Bob's really an exmormon who is pretending to be a creepy, hypocritical, misogynist believer to make believers look bad.

I'm actually a lesbian Nazi hooker working for the reptilians of Beta Centauri so anything is possible.

I'm actually a lesbian Nazi hooker working for the reptilians of Beta Centauri so anything is possible.

Tell us something we don't already know. Bob found this out about you months ago and told the rest of us.

The Nehor wrote:I'm actually a lesbian Nazi hooker working for the reptilians of Beta Centauri so anything is possible.

As if. There's no way you'd charge money.

beastie wrote:

I'm actually a lesbian Nazi hooker working for the reptilians of Beta Centauri so anything is possible.

Tell us something we don't already know. Bob found this out about you months ago and told the rest of us.

Crap. Now I have to reinvent myself.

Is anyone here the reincarnation of Cleopatra's love-slave planning on raising her as shown in "The Mummy" and then using poisoned chewing gum and pro wrestling fans to corner the market on board games and leverage that into world domination?

Don't want to step on anyone's toes.

Okay, I'll let the cat out of the bag. I'm really Mister Scratch. One of my "many faces".

Some Schmo wrote:

The Nehor wrote:I'm actually a lesbian Nazi hooker working for the reptilians of Beta Centauri so anything is possible.

As if. There's no way you'd charge money.

The Illuminati does not pay well. I take what I can get.

I think Bob's point is that we don't merit much more than a derisive dismissal.

Runtu wrote:I think Bob's point is that we don't merit much more than a derisive dismissal.

Who does?