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Wade Englund Unmasked!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:59 pm
by _Mister Scratch
I found this very intriguing description of our own, beloved Wade Englund over on another board:
It was kind of weird. Will Schryver described Wade as "kind of seedy," but that's not quite it. He is, I believe, in his early 50s, single, and in reasonably good shape physically. He looked to me kind of like a truck driver, and his eyes were an extremely light green and quite bloodshot.
He didn't give off the same vibe that I get from his posts. I had lunch with him and Scottie (from MADB and MDB). I don't know, it was just kind of surreal.
"Bloodshot" eyes, eh? And "truckerish"? And "kind of seedy"? How very interesting!
Re: Wade Englund Unmasked!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:08 pm
by _Runtu
Mister Scratch wrote:I found this very intriguing description of our own, beloved Wade Englund over on another board:
It was kind of weird. Will Schryver described Wade as "kind of seedy," but that's not quite it. He is, I believe, in his early 50s, single, and in reasonably good shape physically. He looked to me kind of like a truck driver, and his eyes were an extremely light green and quite bloodshot.
He didn't give off the same vibe that I get from his posts. I had lunch with him and Scottie (from MADB and MDB). I don't know, it was just kind of surreal.
"Bloodshot" eyes, eh? And "truckerish"? And "kind of seedy"? How very interesting!
Well, I didn't say 'seedy.' He didn't look at all like I expected him to. My description above is the best I can do physically. For the record, I enjoyed meeting Wade, and we had a good conversation, though it did seem kind of surreal.
Re: Wade Englund Unmasked!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:16 pm
by _Mister Scratch
Runtu wrote:Mister Scratch wrote:I found this very intriguing description of our own, beloved Wade Englund over on another board:
It was kind of weird. Will Schryver described Wade as "kind of seedy," but that's not quite it. He is, I believe, in his early 50s, single, and in reasonably good shape physically. He looked to me kind of like a truck driver, and his eyes were an extremely light green and quite bloodshot.
He didn't give off the same vibe that I get from his posts. I had lunch with him and Scottie (from MADB and MDB). I don't know, it was just kind of surreal.
"Bloodshot" eyes, eh? And "truckerish"? And "kind of seedy"? How very interesting!
Well, I didn't say 'seedy.' He didn't look at all like I expected him to. My description above is the best I can do physically. For the record, I enjoyed meeting Wade, and we had a good conversation, though it did seem kind of surreal.
Yes, I gathered that on the basis of your post. Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.
Re: Wade Englund Unmasked!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:23 pm
by _Some Schmo
Mister Scratch wrote: Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.
You mean like the delusional lesbian from Mulholland Drive?
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:24 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
Maybe he had blood shot eyes because he could stay up all night on these forums.
Also Mr S why is it you feel you must unmask everyone??
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:27 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
One question:
Does Wade have a mustache?
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:30 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
I have a mustache (sup)!!!!!!I have a moustache as long as the pirates beard that I wash.
What does it matter? Do you recognise the description or something?
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:30 pm
by _truth dancer
Ya'll need to be nice!
Yes, I'm being the board nanny! ;-)
~dancer~
Re: Wade Englund Unmasked!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:30 pm
by _silentkid
Some Schmo wrote:Mister Scratch wrote: Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.
You mean like the delusional lesbian from Mulholland Drive?
I was thinking more along the lines of Willem Dafoe's character in
Wild at Heart.
edited to add: sorry Wade :) I'm taking TD's advice here.
Re: Wade Englund Unmasked!
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:36 pm
by _Some Schmo
silentkid wrote:Some Schmo wrote:Mister Scratch wrote: Given the description, dear Wade sounds like a character out of a David Lynch movie.
You mean like the delusional lesbian from Mulholland Drive?
I was thinking more along the lines of Willem Dafoe's character in
Wild at Heart.
edited to add: sorry Wade :) I'm taking TD's advice here.
Of course, I was just joking too. I was just waiting for someone to say something like, "that lesbian didn't look like a trucker!"