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_Imwashingmypirate
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These are so funny I almost spat my drink on my laptop.

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http://www.thebricktestament.com/epistles_of_paul/instructions_on_marriage/1co07_01-02.html
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_Sethbag
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Ah, the Legoification of Bronze Age Goatherder morality. Well done!
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
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_SatanWasSetUp
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Post by _SatanWasSetUp »

Awesome. I love it. Bible morality that even a child can understand.
"We of this Church do not rely on any man-made statement concerning the nature of Deity. Our knowledge comes directly from the personal experience of Joseph Smith." - Gordon B. Hinckley

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_The Nehor
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Post by _The Nehor »

I particularly liked this line from the FAQ:

10. Is he really a reverend?

Most ministers, priests, or other religious clerics would not actually use "The Reverend" before their own names, for to do so would be presumptuous and rather vain. The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith is not an ordained member of any earthly church, and is widely regarded as being both highly presumptuous and extremely vain.
"Surely he knows that DCP, The Nehor, Lamanite, and other key apologists..." -Scratch clarifying my status in apologetics
"I admit it; I'm a petty, petty man." -Some Schmo
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