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_Coggins7
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Mouldy oldie...getting ready...

Post by _Coggins7 »

Just warming up; something from the vault...

THE SOUND OF EXMOS


THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF EXMOS
WITH STORIES WE'VE HEARD FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
SO DEPRESSINGLY TRITE, ARE THE SOUNDS OF EXMOS
iTS HARD TO STAY SOBER EACH TIME I HEAR

MY STOMACH SQUIRMS LIKE THE WORMS THAT CONCERN
THEMSELVES WITH THE FRUIT IN THE TREES
THE HOWLS IN MY BOWLS ARE LIKE AN F-16 ON THE BREEZE
I LAUGH LIKE A BROOK WHEN THEY TRIP AND FALL OVER FACTS ON THE WAY
THEY CACKLE LIKE HENS, WHEN THEY OUGHT TO BE LEARNING TO PRAY

I GO TO THE HILLS, FOR THE SOUND OF EXMOS
I KNOW I WILL HEAR WHAT I'VE HEARD BEFORE
MY BANDWIDTH WILL SWELL, WITH THE SOUND OF EXMOS
AND I'LL LAUGH ONCE MORE
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


- Thomas S. Monson
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_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Coggins, each of your lines must contain the SAME number of syllables throughout! Not only that, but the stressed syllables must occur at the SAME intervals!

Meter and rhyme, dude, meter and rhyme!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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_karl61
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Post by _karl61 »

something for your tombstone?
I want to fly!
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_Coggins7
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Post by _Coggins7 »

thestyleguy wrote:something for your tombstone?



No, this was a direct transcription from your birth certificate.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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_Bond...James Bond
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

thestyleguy wrote:something for your tombstone?


I'll have thin crust. Extra cheese.
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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_Coggins7
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Coggins, each of your lines must contain the SAME number of syllables throughout! Not only that, but the stressed syllables must occur at the SAME intervals!

Meter and rhyme, dude, meter and rhyme!


I will decide how may syllables there shall be. I will control the horizontal, I will control the vertical.

FAB
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


- Thomas S. Monson
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_Dr. Shades
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Post by _Dr. Shades »

Coggins7 wrote:I will decide how may syllables there shall be.


Yeah, but then it'll cease being either songwriting or poetry.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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_Coggins7
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Post by _Coggins7 »

Bond...James Bond wrote:
thestyleguy wrote:something for your tombstone?


I'll have thin crust. Extra cheese.



Just please...no Totino's.
The face of sin today often wears the mask of tolerance.


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_Trevor
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Post by _Trevor »

Bond...James Bond wrote:I'll have thin crust. Extra cheese.


From the looks of it, there is plenty of cheese!
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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Post by _Trevor »

Coggins7 wrote:Just please...no Totino's.


Totino, the Italian Lamanite.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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