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Congratulations to DARTAGNAN for achieving Godhood!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:25 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Yes, you read it here first: On Wednesday December 12, 2007 at 8:11 a.m. Mountain Standard Time, the one and only DARTAGNAN, lightning rod of controversy extraordinaire, worked out his salvation and was crowned with his mantle of exaltation, yea, even godhood!

If you really want to get technical, he probably achieved it earlier if you count all the posts he made under his old "Kevin Graham" moniker.

If anyone has anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy to say about Dartagnan, now is the time and this is the place to do so.

SPEECH! SPEECH!

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 3:32 pm
by _Yoda
Congrats, Kevin!

Love your posts!

:)

You have been a good friend to me and were very supportive during a hard time when things went crazy on FAIR/MAD.

Glad you're here!

:)

Party in the Goddess suite!

LOL

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:03 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
Congradulations. So tell us, do you really have polygamous wives when you make it to Godhood? XD Just kidding, well done.


Pirate.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:07 pm
by _Yoda
Imwashingmypirate wrote:Congradulations. So tell us, do you really have polygamous wives when you make it to Godhood? XD Just kidding, well done.


Pirate.


In Shady Acres, the women who reach Godhood receive unlimited boy toys. A good time is had by all.

;)

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:13 pm
by _Imwashingmypirate
LOL. Are you married to gods as well. You could be a webagamist.


:)


Pirate.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:16 pm
by _ozemc
Imwashingmypirate wrote:LOL. Are you married to gods as well. You could be a webagamist.


:)


Pirate.


Many gods married to many goddesses?

Sounds like a celestial orgy!

Anyway, congrats D'Artagnan.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:38 pm
by _dartagnan
I'm speechless

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:42 pm
by _silentkid
Congrats! Keep up the great Book of Abraham posts.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:53 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Here's something nice about dartagnan:

His ability to quickly master whatever topic interests him is truly extraordinary. He not only knows the Book of Abraham issues inside, outside, and upside-down, but he also is extremely conversant about all things Islam.

The fact that he can go head-to-head with and prevail against those with Ph.D.s in either relevant field is truly remarkable.

Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:10 pm
by _dartagnan
The fact that he can go head-to-head with and prevail against those with Ph.D.s in either relevant field is truly remarkable.


Well, to be fair, I do have an advantage in the debates you're alluding to.

I'm arguing from a position of truth whereas my opponents are acting as apologists. Nothing I have said couldn't be learned in a week by frequenting a library during lunch time. Anyone can do it - even charity. I look up the facts and compare them to what these guys say, and draw my own conclusions and share my findings. It pisses them off greatly.

I know I have the facts on my side, which is really the only reason why I appear to prevail. I'm not a particularly smart guy.

Just ask them. I get an earful from Dan about how I can't read Arabic, from Gee about how I can't read Egyptian and Bokovoy about how I can't read Hebrew. I say these are just diversionary tactics. They have spent many hard years obtaining their formal educations, and they insist it should count for something. So they keep throwing their resumes on the table.

It means nothing. At least, not on the topics I argue.