Top Ten Ways to Prove Mormons Are Christians
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:53 pm
From a thread on the "other" board:
10. The first Monday after Fast Sunday, have every member wear a t-shirt reading "I Are a Christian."
9. If "principal" can be synonymous with "among," why can't "Mormon" be synonymous with "Christian"?
8. Change all church programs to include the word "Christian": Christian Relief Society, For the Strength of Christian Youth, Christian Sacrament Meeting, etc.
7. Use an even larger font to set off "Jesus Christ" in the church logo.
6. Replace the angels on temples with that fishy symbol.
5. Have the More Good foundation set up lots of web sites that redirect google searches from Christian sites to Mormon sites.
4. Send letters of outrage whenever Mormons are called not Christian.
3. Apply for a trademark on "True Christians."
2. Start preaching "Prosperity Theology."
1. Act like Christians. Your neighbors will figure it out.
10. The first Monday after Fast Sunday, have every member wear a t-shirt reading "I Are a Christian."
9. If "principal" can be synonymous with "among," why can't "Mormon" be synonymous with "Christian"?
8. Change all church programs to include the word "Christian": Christian Relief Society, For the Strength of Christian Youth, Christian Sacrament Meeting, etc.
7. Use an even larger font to set off "Jesus Christ" in the church logo.
6. Replace the angels on temples with that fishy symbol.
5. Have the More Good foundation set up lots of web sites that redirect google searches from Christian sites to Mormon sites.
4. Send letters of outrage whenever Mormons are called not Christian.
3. Apply for a trademark on "True Christians."
2. Start preaching "Prosperity Theology."
1. Act like Christians. Your neighbors will figure it out.