Congratulations to DOCTOR STEUSS for achieving godhood!

[_Dr. Shades]

Although he is already a god in many of our eyes, on Friday, December 28, 2007 at exactly 3:30 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own DOCTOR STEUSS made it official by working out his salvation (after all that he could do) and earning his mantle of exaltation, yea, even godhood!

Looks like Liz3564 (and who knows who else) will have yet another boytoy to play with in the goddess suite.

So, if anyone has anything nice to say about Doctor Steuss--and I know there are plenty of you--now is the time and this is the place to do so.

Well, Doctor Steuss? SPEECH! SPEECH!

[_Blixa]

Yum! Wow! Oh la la! Viva la Steussites!!! Their day is upon us!

[_asbestosman]

Yeah, Steuss. With your looks, your brains, your humor, and my . . . uh, I'll have to think of something . . . we could really go places.

Speech! Speech!

[Guest]

You're the coolest God on MDB. Congrats!


The Doctor Seuss Bible
One day God said, "This is what I will do:
I'll send down my son. I'll send him to you
To clear up this humpity bumpity hullaballoo.
His name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes.
His pals will all call him 'The King of the Jews.'"

He didn't come in a plane.
He didn't come in a Jeep.
He didn't come in a pouch
Of a high jumping Voveep.

He rode on the back of a black Sassatoo
Which is the blackiest creature you ever could view.

He rode to Jerusalem -- home of the grumpity Jews
Where false prophets were worshiped -- some even in twos.
There was Murray VonMyrrh and Ghengis Vovooz --
The one you could worship by taking a snooze.

Christ spoke from a mound
Which is a pile of ground.
People gathered around
Without making a sound.

Thus he spake:

"Sin in socks
Socks full of sin.
How do we quiet
This Jehovaty din?
Do unto others as they do unto you.
That includes you, young Timothy Foo."

One pharisee said to another he knew,
"What shall we do with this uppity Jew?"
"Let's wash him in wine and make him all clean
And into Sam Zittle's crucifiction machine."

Twirl the Gawhirl
And release the Galeese
And in go the nails
As fast as you please.

And it is said
That he said as he bled,
"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.
For they walk throughout life in toe crampity shoes."

Do you?

Amen.

~Kids In The Hall

~edited since author is NOW known, thanks quaker. :)

[_Yoda]

Although he is already a god in many of our eyes, on Friday, December 28, 2007 at exactly 3:30 p.m. Mountain Standard Time, our very own DOCTOR STEUSS made it official by working out his salvation (after all that he could do) and earning his mantle of exaltation, yea, even godhood!

Looks like Liz3564 (and who knows who else) will have yet another boytoy to play with in the goddess suite.

So, if anyone has anything nice to say about Doctor Steuss--and I know there are plenty of you--now is the time and this is the place to do so.

Well, Doctor Steuss? SPEECH! SPEECH!

Congrats, Steuss! Party in the Goddess suite! :)

But, Steuss is the exclusive boytoy property of Blixa.

:)

[_charity]

See, Dr. Steuss, you are just practicing now for later. I always knew you would make it.

[_Ren]

Steuss ain't obtuse.
He's loose like a goose.
He's wise as Zeus.
Waving that flag of truce.

Some say he's abstruse.
Hard to deduce.
But he ain't no recluse.
And quick to seduce.

Alcohol abuse?
Drug abuse?
Carnal abuse?!
No! Pineapple juice!

For this Mormon moose.
About this 'hoose'.
Congratulations to...
...The 'Doc'! Salud!

[_KimberlyAnn]

Behold--the day of the Steussites is at hand!

Congratulations on godhood, Studdly.

KA

[_Trevor]

All hail Steuss! A name worthy of a god.

[_Gazelam]

Congratulations!