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_Imwashingmypirate
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A simple request.

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If and when I ever achieve this so called Godhood, would you please make me a God as opposed to a goddess? My reasons are simple and that is because we as humans worship God and not his wife. She is given no recognision even though she would have to bear us. I asked about this during my feminism years. I was told it was because humans would mock the goddess and so God is protecting her. You can tell I was young because I took this in but it actually sounds kinda rediculous.


Kind regards,

Pirate.
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

What?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Huh?
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Huh?


What the hell is the point of your post? The rankings are automatic. If you hit 1000 posts you'll become a God. Understand?

If you're referring to something else then make yourself more clear, because frankly most of your posts are very difficult to understand (and I'm being polite).
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Well actually, femails become goddesses. I do not wish to be a goddess if I am ever to be one I would rather be a God. What got in your pants ya cranky git.
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Imwashingmypirate wrote:Well actually, femails become goddesses. I do not wish to be a goddess if I am ever to be one I would rather be a God. What got in your pants ya cranky git.


Are you referring to:

1) The board rankings dealing with postings?
2) Something else?
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I am saying if I ever rank high enough to recieve Godhood, then I would prefer that I am made God as opposed to Goddess. How simple can I say it.

Comprende?
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Post by _Bond...James Bond »

Imwashingmypirate wrote:I am saying if I ever rank high enough to recieve Godhood, then I would prefer that I am made God as opposed to Goddess. How simple can I say it.

Comprende?


Women are given the rank of God! Look at charity's posts. Her title is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Understand?
"Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded."-charity 3/7/07
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Post by _Imwashingmypirate »

Then why do some people have GODDESS?? Yes I understand. Why take something that ought to be taken lighthearedly as OMG I must flatten this person with a mallet as soon as I can or Im gonnae die?????
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Post by _Scottie »

Bond, go get some coffee man!!

Or go watch 2girls1cup again...:)
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