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Shake the dust off your feet and curse me. Use your penishood powers to lay a curse at my feet. Comon, use your God given powers that have gone from Joseph Smith all the way down to use – to curse me. I give you the Korihor challenge. Strike me down, cast me out, and make me suffer! Make me mute or deaf, make it so I fall down and get trod upon. Suffer me to an ignominious death!

Take off your shoes and wash your feet! Lay a curse at my doorstep!

When are you going to use your real powers? Your holy mantels of circumcised penishoods!

Oh, and sorry Charity and Liz, you haven’t got a penis which means you have no power - so get back to the kitchen where you belong and make me a sammich.

I’m waiting and I’m not interested in your excuses. :)

If the power of the Priesthood is used to curse we are told to do the ordinance privately and not as a spectacle for your amusement.

Dang I just spilled some OJ on my desk...

Nehor?

Infymus wrote:Shake the dust off your feet and curse me. Use your penishood powers to lay a curse at my feet. Comon, use your God given powers that have gone from Joseph Smith all the way down to use – to curse me. I give you the Korihor challenge. Strike me down, cast me out, and make me suffer! Make me mute or deaf, make it so I fall down and get trod upon. Suffer me to an ignominious death!

Take off your shoes and wash your feet! Lay a curse at my doorstep!

When are you going to use your real powers? Your holy mantels of circumcised penishoods!

Oh, and sorry Charity and Liz, you haven’t got a penis which means you have no power - so get back to the kitchen where you belong and make me a sammich.

I’m waiting and I’m not interested in your excuses. :)

You are such a little boy.

Jason Bourne wrote:

Infymus wrote:Shake the dust off your feet and curse me. Use your penishood powers to lay a curse at my feet. Comon, use your God given powers that have gone from Joseph Smith all the way down to use – to curse me. I give you the Korihor challenge. Strike me down, cast me out, and make me suffer! Make me mute or deaf, make it so I fall down and get trod upon. Suffer me to an ignominious death!

Take off your shoes and wash your feet! Lay a curse at my doorstep!

When are you going to use your real powers? Your holy mantels of circumcised penishoods!

Oh, and sorry Charity and Liz, you haven’t got a penis which means you have no power - so get back to the kitchen where you belong and make me a sammich.

I’m waiting and I’m not interested in your excuses. :)

You are such a little boy.

Feh, your curse is ineffective. Can you try again please? I didn't even cough or sneeze with that pathetic attempt.

Infymus. Pray with a sincere heart and with real intent. Tell God exactly what you think of him. Unload all the ranting and anger you have. Insult him, his wife, his Church, and anything else that comes to mind. Keep going until you've shared all this rage you've been carrying. Curse, rant, swear, do whatever.

Then see if he's angry enough to curse you. Why do you need us?

Infymus wrote:Shake the dust off your feet and curse me. Use your penishood powers to lay a curse at my feet. Comon, use your God given powers that have gone from Joseph Smith all the way down to use – to curse me. I give you the Korihor challenge. Strike me down, cast me out, and make me suffer! Make me mute or deaf, make it so I fall down and get trod upon. Suffer me to an ignominious death!

Take off your shoes and wash your feet! Lay a curse at my doorstep!

When are you going to use your real powers? Your holy mantels of circumcised penishoods!

Oh, and sorry Charity and Liz, you haven’t got a penis which means you have no power - so get back to the kitchen where you belong and make me a sammich.

I’m waiting and I’m not interested in your excuses. :)

The true measure of Godly power is to love, not to curse.

I recently ran across an interesting incident of priesthood cursing in the Abraham H. Cannon diary where a combined group of Mormon leaders made an effort to have Robert N. Baskin made blind. (Baskin's career as a relentless foe of Utah theocracy began when his friend Dr. John King Robinson was murdered. He prosecuted John D. Lee and played a role in many of the trials associated with the violence of the Mormon reformation as well as being actively involved in anti-polygamy legislation. He later served as state supreme court chief justice and as mayor of SLC built the first modern water and sewage system, among other highlights of a long and interesting gentile life.)


23 December 1889, "this is the anniversary of the Prophet Joseph Smith's birthday and has been set apart as a day of fasting and prayer for all the Saints throughout the church...At 10 a.m. met at the Gardo House with Presidents Woodruff, Cannon and smith; Apostles John H. Smith, H.J. Grant and John W. Taylor; Counselors J.W. Young and D.H. Wells. All but the two latter dressed in their temple robes. We then kneeled down, and, commencing with Bro. Wells, each of us prayed until Pres. Woodruff had his turn. Bro. Jos. F. was strongest in his prayer and urged that Baskin should be made blind, deaf and dumb unless he would repent of his wickedness. In this prayer we all kneeled with our faces in."

The Nehor wrote:Infymus. Pray with a sincere heart and with real intent. Tell God exactly what you think of him. Unload all the ranting and anger you have. Insult him, his wife, his Church, and anything else that comes to mind. Keep going until you've shared all this rage you've been carrying. Curse, rant, swear, do whatever.

Then see if he's angry enough to curse you. Why do you need us?

I'm not asking your God to curse me, I'm asking YOU to curse me with your so-called priesethood.

Bring back the glory days of the Cult, where anyone who kicked out a set of missionaries was cursed. Bring back the days when Mormons could curse a man to where his flesh would fall of his bones.

Stop avoiding the curse and start cursing. Comon, I want to see your priesthood in action!

Unload your hatred for Ex-Mormons and use your MilkcheezeyDick powers to curse me.

Blixa,

Since he went on to have a (seemingly) successful political career, I’d say their prayer was answered.