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Top Ten Rejected Titles for Helen Whitney's LDS Documentary

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:54 pm
by _Runtu
In honor of the "Helen Whitney Is Evil" crowd:

10. Axe? What axe?
9. People other than the Pope whom I Don't Like
8. Love Letters to Bill Keller
7. There's No Law That Says I Have to Be Objective
6. Yes, That's My Real Hair
5. Transparency for Everyone But Film-Makers
4. ... And Your Little Dog, Too!
3. Mormonism: The Eddie Haskell of Religions
2. Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Mormonism but They Were Afraid to Tell You
1. Me No Like Mormons

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:50 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
Here ultimate choice was rejected due to it already being taken:

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Re: Top Ten Rejected Titles for Helen Whitney's LDS Document

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:00 pm
by _Some Schmo
Runtu wrote:2. Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Mormonism but They Were Afraid to Tell You


That one was my favorite. As always, good stuff!

Re: Top Ten Rejected Titles for Helen Whitney's LDS Document

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:09 pm
by _Bond...James Bond
Runtu wrote:In honor of the "Helen Whitney Is Evil" crowd:

4. ... And Your Little Dog, Too!
3. Mormonism: The Eddie Haskell of Religions
2. Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Mormonism but They Were Afraid to Tell You


These were my faves. I LOLed at #3.

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:51 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
Brilliant, John!

I've missed your Top Ten lists.

Thanks!

Kimberly Ann

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:03 pm
by _Some Schmo
How about:

- Mormon and Mormoner (starring Jim Carrey and Dan Peterson)
- To Live and Die in SLC
- Episode 1: The Phantom Premise
- Episode 2: Attack of the Phonies
- Episode 3: Revenge of the Myth
- Episode 4: A New Pope
- Episode 5: The Empire Likes Black
- Episode 6: Return of the Nephi
- Joseph Smith and the Temple of Doom
- 1830: A Spacious Oddity

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:10 pm
by _CaliforniaKid
Some Schmo wrote:How about:

- Mormon and Mormoner (starring Jim Carrey and Dan Peterson)
- To Live and Die in SLC
- Episode 1: The Phantom Premise
- Episode 2: Attack of the Phonies
- Episode 3: Revenge of the Myth
- Episode 4: A New Pope
- Episode 5: The Empire Likes Black
- Episode 6: Return of the Nephi
- Joseph Smith and the Temple of Doom
- 1830: A Spacious Oddity


lol!

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:22 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
LOL Schmo!

You're funny.

"A Spacious Oddity" reminds me of the Mormons' conference center...

Kimberly

Re: Top Ten Rejected Titles for Helen Whitney's LDS Document

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 10:31 pm
by _Ray A
Runtu wrote:2. Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Mormonism but They Were Afraid to Tell You


This one had me laughing.

I'll see if I can come up with an exmo list. (More time wasting on days off.)