By definition, are polygamous Mormon ancestors bastards?
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:04 am
The early laws of the land did not legally recognize any extra wives or marriages of the early polygamous Mormons.
Therefore, according to definition, the offspring of said illegitimate sexual relationships are called bastards.
By show of hand, who here are descendants of Mormon bastards?
Steve Young's great-great-great grandmother was a bastard, no?
Mitt Romney is also the product of a bastard descendant, no?
Anyone else?
To make this fair, by definition, I am a bastard since my parents were never married. I was adopted to a moron, errr Mormon family who did not have polygamist bastard ancestors.
Therefore, according to definition, the offspring of said illegitimate sexual relationships are called bastards.
By show of hand, who here are descendants of Mormon bastards?
Steve Young's great-great-great grandmother was a bastard, no?
Mitt Romney is also the product of a bastard descendant, no?
Anyone else?
To make this fair, by definition, I am a bastard since my parents were never married. I was adopted to a moron, errr Mormon family who did not have polygamist bastard ancestors.