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Banned from MADB for Using the Word "Penis"

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:59 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
I'm honestly shocked. Oh, well. I almost never posted there, anyway.

I don't use profanity as a general rule, and never considered the word "penis" vulgar in the least! It seems like I've even seen it before on MADB in reference to the exalted male Mormon God.

Goodness. It seems very silly to me.

KA

PS. Follows the post that got me banned:

Scott Lloyd's reply to my original post in the thread "Offenders for a Word" (Oh, the irony...)

T-Bone, I always knew you were a smart one! I thought of the exact same poem yesterday after looking over this thread.

Surely everyone knows The Blind Men and the Elephant, but here's the last stanza for anyone who has forgotten:

So oft in theologic wars,
The disputants, I ween,
Rail on in utter ignorance
Of what each other mean,
And prate about an Elephant
Not one of them has seen!

KA

So, if I am to understand the application to this thread, those who insist on a narrow, parochial, non-historic definition of Christianity -- such as those who deny the Christianity of Mormonism -- are like one of the six blind men who, for example, felt the tusk and concluded that the elephant is "very like a spear."

Yes, the application is very apt. Thank you.


My ban-worthy reply to him:

Mormons are blind as well. Their God is an exalted man. They must have touched something on that elephant that felt like a penis.

KA

Re: Banned from MADB for Using the Word "Penis"

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:07 pm
by _Some Schmo
KimberlyAnn wrote:I'm honestly shocked. Oh, well. I almost never posted there, anyway.

I don't use profanity as a general rule, and never considered the word "penis" vulgar in the least! It seems like I've even seen it before on MADB in reference to the exalted male Mormon God.

Goodness. It seems very silly to me.

KA


LMAO

Yes, heaven forbid you put the image of a dick in their minds. How dare you?!

I suppose it would have been preferable to use the terms "member", "Johnson", or "little soldier" rather than its actual name.

Stuck up, sexually repressed, dumbass prudes.

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:10 pm
by _antishock8
Would you mind linking the thread?

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:12 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
I don't know if we can link to MADB from here, but I'll try:

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index. ... 354&st=560

KA

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:13 pm
by _Trinity
Don't look now, but you can find the word penis on LDS.org.

link

Those potty mouths.

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:13 pm
by _antishock8
KimberlyAnn wrote:I don't know if we can link to MADB from here, but I'll try:

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index. ... 354&st=560

KA


Nah, not working. What thread?

Re: Banned from MADB for Using the Word "Penis"

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:13 pm
by _silentkid
Some Schmo wrote:I suppose it would have been preferable to use the terms "member", "Johnson", or "little soldier" rather than its actual name.


I think member should be their word of choice. That way, when someone on the board asks if you are a member, you can reply, "no, I'm not a penis."

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:15 pm
by _Yoda
Congratulations, KA! You are my new sig-line!

LOL

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:15 pm
by _Trinity
Offenders for a Word. Last page.

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:19 pm
by _antishock8
Lol... Oh my god. That was an incredibly harmless thing to say. Skylla is a BITCH.