I am writing to share the story of my great suffering with you. You see, I am from a posting background that had a threaded view option to the point where I find myself dependent on a threaded view option in order to engage in actual serious topical discussion as I am attempting to do in the Celestial Forum on the "Evidence for Jesus" thread.
I'm talking dead-dog serious topical discussion.
I understand that based on my often tangential, high spirited (okay, flaming) postings in the other forums that you might be under the impression that I am a stranger to dead-dog serious topical discussion.
That is not so! Rumors of my lack of intellect are unfounded! I deny them all!
Yet, I find my pathetic self in actual agony over my inability to function in dead-dog serious topical discussion in the Celestial Forum due to the lack of the threaded view option on which I rely to keep me on track.
I would like to know in terms of dollars and cents, how much it would cost to get a threaded view option on this board. I have written to keene via email prior to this plea of a post and he has not seen fit to reply to me.
Bottom line: Name your price! How much?
Please Kemosabe Shades, I need a threaded view.
Your humble servant,
Tonto Monkey Mod
p.s. If I can't get the threaded view option, could you just send me one of these cute little silver bullets so that I can end my own suffering?
