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Russian Doomsday Cult
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:04 pm
by _silentkid
I just caught this
story on msn. It goes to show that some people will believe anything.
from the article wrote:An engineer from a devout family, Kuznetsov, who goes by the title of Father Pyotr, declared himself a prophet several years ago. He left his family and established the True Russian Orthodox Church and recruited followers in Russia and Belarus.
His followers were not allowed to watch television, listen to the radio or handle money, Russian media have reported.
That last part pretty much sounds like my mission. ;)
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:07 pm
by _The Nehor
How does one sign up?
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:11 pm
by _silentkid
The Nehor wrote:How does one sign up?
There is a sign-up sheet taped on the wall near the entrance of the cave. A crayon (burnt sienna) hangs from a piece of orange yarn near the sign-up sheet. Print your name legibly. Only Father Pyoter knows the true path.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:20 pm
by _The Nehor
silentkid wrote:The Nehor wrote:How does one sign up?
There is a sign-up sheet taped on the wall near the entrance of the cave. A crayon (burnt sienna) hangs from a piece of orange yarn near the sign-up sheet. Print your name legibly. Only Father Pyoter knows the true path.
I intend to take over from within, declare myself AntiChrist and bring about a reign of terror involving Stormtroopers (the real kind, not the Nazi wannabes), black chanting monks praying to horrors beyond space and time, the destruction of McDonald's, forced labor for the obese, low interest credit cards, mandatory nudity for everyone under 40, increasing the Federal Funds Rate, the reintroduction of slavery for everyone I don't like, and free guns for everyone five years old and up. Join me my brothers and sisters.
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:53 pm
by _karl61
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:19 pm
by _silentkid
Ha. Sorry for double-posting it. I'm usually not on here on the weekends, so I didn't catch it.
*hangs head in shame*
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:34 pm
by _karl61
silentkid wrote:Ha. Sorry for double-posting it. I'm usually not on here on the weekends, so I didn't catch it.
*hangs head in shame*
don't worry: It was hidden in the genes.