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Tommy want us all to come back!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:14 am
by _Boaz & Lidia
Bring your tithing also!
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,51 ... 86,00.htmlSpeaking Sunday morning during the fourth session of the 178th Annual General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, he said, "Change for the better can come to all. Over the years we have issued appeals to the less active, the offended, the critic, the transgressor — to come back. 'Come back and feast at the table of the Lord and taste again the sweet and satisfying fruits of fellowship with the Saints.'"
"We reach out to you in the pure love of Christ and express our desire to assist you and to welcome you into full fellowship."
I will go back, but only if Tommy meets my demands of he being honest with his fellow man.
Include in your membership report the number of people who have defected. Also report how many members that you count which cannot be located, and the ones who have never been located.
Break it down by country and state and I will even put the garmies back on.
Sooooo Mormon
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:21 am
by _msnobody
I just read Monson's snippet about coming back, etc. I thought it was rather condescending toward inactives, exLDS and non-LDS. But hey, what's new?
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:22 am
by _Pokatator
B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Re: Sooooo Mormon
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:25 am
by _Boaz & Lidia
msnobody wrote:I just read Monson's snippet about coming back, etc. I thought it was rather condescending toward inactives, exLDS and non-LDS. But hey, what's new?
I think it is very similar if not word for word, to the BS on the pamphlet that comes with your record removal request.
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:27 am
by _Boaz & Lidia
Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.
If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.
Re: Sooooo Mormon
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:42 am
by _msnobody
Boaz & Lidia wrote:msnobody wrote:I just read Monson's snippet about coming back, etc. I thought it was rather condescending toward inactives, exLDS and non-LDS. But hey, what's new?
I think it is very similar if not word for word, to the BS on the pamphlet that comes with your record removal request.
Like that statement about cancelling the effects of your baptism and confirmation, and revocation of any temple blessings you may have received.
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:43 am
by _Ray A
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.
If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.
Yeah, sure. You are so full of B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T.
[Mod Scottie note: Cleaned up the language. Ray, in the future, please don't use the sh** word in the terrestrial. Even if separated with -'s. :)]
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:37 pm
by _The Nehor
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.
If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.
In that case I hope he does not meet your demands.
Re: Tommy want us all to come back!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:29 pm
by _Scottie
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Bring your tithing also!
http://www.deseretnews.com/article/1,51 ... 86,00.htmlSpeaking Sunday morning during the fourth session of the 178th Annual General Conference of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, he said, "Change for the better can come to all. Over the years we have issued appeals to the less active, the offended, the critic, the transgressor — to come back. 'Come back and feast at the table of the Lord and taste again the sweet and satisfying fruits of fellowship with the Saints.'"
"We reach out to you in the pure love of Christ and express our desire to assist you and to welcome you into full fellowship."
I will go back, but only if Tommy meets my demands of he being honest with his fellow man.
Include in your membership report the number of people who have defected. Also report how many members that you count which cannot be located, and the ones who have never been located.
Break it down by country and state and I will even put the garmies back on.
Really. If he did that you would come back. Uh huh.
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:39 pm
by _Pokatator
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Pokatator wrote:B&L: You're really not a risk taker are you?
Mark my words.
If Tommy meets my demands, I and my entire family will return to the church. Boaz and Lidia in full garments too.
B&L you are safe outside the curtain....... those demands will never be met.
And for the Woody Harrelson look-a-like, Nehor, grow up.