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Mercury's Fear - Yes, i'm whoring for attention
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:02 pm
by _Mercury
Grays:
don't know what it is about it but they scare the hell out of me. Strangely my fear of being abducted dissapeared when I was round 20-21, the same time I began to question the church.
Also I fear:
Duh. Who doesn't?
and:
Cockroaches
death by fire
Microsoft (that means YOU ABman)
Aftershock Liqueur (Blech!)
Interstate reststops
New Mexico
any kitchy chain restaraunt with dumb s*** on the walls
mass marketed beer
FORTRAN
wannabe hacker/geeky people (you know the type)
Old Money (up against the wall trust fund f***ers)
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:11 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.
Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:13 pm
by _BishopRic
Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.
Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.
My GI Doc said I'm probeworthy! I get to go in for my first colooscopy next week...Hoooawwwh! Bet y'all are jealous, huh?
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread....
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:20 pm
by _Tal Bachman
What about the idea of a member of "that benighted race", "the seed of Cain", becoming prez? "Horror!"
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:12 am
by _Sethbag
Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.
Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.
Famous last words.
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:22 am
by _moksha
Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.
Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.
Take a canoe trip to backwoods Carolina...
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:32 am
by _Mercury
Tal Bachman wrote:What about the idea of a member of "that benighted race", "the seed of Cain", becoming prez? Horrors!
Do you masturbate to Deliverance?
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:33 am
by _Tal Bachman
No - I do so to "The Way to Perfection" by Joseph Fielding Smith...
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:38 am
by _Mercury
Tal Bachman wrote:No - I do so to "The Way to Perfection" by Joseph Fielding Smith...
Odd, I would have said it was "taking care of business".
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:42 am
by _Mercury
Doctor Steuss wrote:I wait in jovial anticipation for the day that I'm probed.
Oh, that I were probe-worthy... alas, it appears no one wants to use me for sphincter-spelunking.
Steuss, George Knapp was my early Stephen King fix, how bout yours?
Lazarr 4 life!!!
