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If you're a Latter-day Saint, you're an idiot.

If you're a traditional Christian, you're an idiot.

If you're an atheist or an agnostic, you're also an idiot, but from a different perspective.

If you don't agree with Poster X, you're an idiot (Poster X is either an atheist, agnostic, Latter-day Saint, traditional Christian, occultist, cereal eater, Universalist, lover of James Joyce's prose, professor, garbage collector, taxi-cab driver, civil servant, scab, goon, drinker of cheap vodka, masseuse, owner of unsavory DVD's, High Priest, fan of Tom Cruise, college student, retiree, or someone who shakes salt onto watermelon slices).

Bottom line: someone here thinks you and I are idiots.

It's not all that bad, though.

Man, I remember getting reamed by you on MADB on more than one occasion--perhaps justified in some cases.

At any rate, welcome to the rough and tumble here at Shady Acres.

Chris

Guilty as charged. ;-)

ps: Not about you though, of course, Chris. ;-)

Ever notice that everyone slower than you is an idiot and everyone faster than you is a maniac?

Welcome Beeze!

(Can you get me consiglieri or Katherine the Great's autograph?)

cksalmon wrote:If you're a Latter-day Saint, you're an idiot.

If you're a traditional Christian, you're an idiot.

If you're an atheist or an agnostic, you're also an idiot, but from a different perspective.

If you don't agree with Poster X, you're an idiot (Poster X is either an atheist, agnostic, Latter-day Saint, traditional Christian, occultist, cereal eater, Universalist, lover of James Joyce's prose, professor, garbage collector, taxi-cab driver, civil servant, scab, goon, drinker of cheap vodka, masseuse, owner of unsavory DVD's, High Priest, fan of Tom Cruise, college student, retiree, or someone who shakes salt onto watermelon slices).

Bottom line: someone here thinks you and I are idiots.

It's not all that bad, though.

Man, I remember getting reamed by you on MADB on more than one occasion--perhaps justified in some cases.

At any rate, welcome to the rough and tumble here at Shady Acres.

Chris

I doubt he/she stays around long. The air isn't encapsulated within a protective shield here.

bcspace wrote:Ever notice that everyone slower than you is an idiot and everyone faster than you is a maniac?

You maniac!

As an atheistic, agnostic, cheap vodka drinking, owner of unsavory Tom Cruise DVDs (of which I am a fan), who shakes salt onto watermelon on occasion, I think you're an idiot.

Especially if you didn't catch the sarcasm.


:P

Everyone here is an idiot, including me. Everyone here is an idiot in their own unique way. Someone now needs to take a children's song about everyone being special and make it about everyone being a moron.

cksalmon wrote:If you're a Latter-day Saint, you're an idiot.

Been there, done that.

If you're a traditional Christian, you're an idiot.

Been there too, done that.

If you're an atheist or an agnostic, you're also an idiot, but from a different perspective.

And ditto.

If you don't agree with Poster X, you're an idiot (Poster X is either an atheist, agnostic, Latter-day Saint, traditional Christian, occultist, cereal eater, Universalist, lover of James Joyce's prose, professor, garbage collector, taxi-cab driver, civil servant, scab, goon, drinker of cheap vodka, masseuse, owner of unsavory DVD's, High Priest, fan of Tom Cruise, college student, retiree, or someone who shakes salt onto watermelon slices).

Deja vu.

Bottom line: someone here thinks you and I are idiots.

Anyone who thinks I'm an idiot should give themself a hearty slap on the back for finally getting something right.

Man, I remember getting reamed by you on MADB on more than one occasion--perhaps justified in some cases.

I don't recall. Maybe you said something idiotic??? :)

At any rate, welcome to the rough and tumble here at Shady Acres.

Thanks, but I probably won't post much here. (See below.)

harmony wrote:I doubt he/she stays around long. The air isn't encapsulated within a protective shield here.

You're probably correct about how long I'll stay around. I spent a couple of years at a rabid anti-Mormon Board (under various pseudonyms 'cause I kept getting banned). I have found that the atmosphere on these Boards (and MADB is not exempt) is poisonous and tends to bring out the worst in people. So I don't post much anymore . . .

Probably 'cause I'm an idiot. :D