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The reason you don't teach children about the old testatment
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:11 am
by _karl61
They may attack you in your bedroom at night, knock you unconscious and declare your bedroom theirs ;)
Re: The reason you don't teach children about the old testat
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:15 am
by _skippy the dead
tumult wrote:They may attack you in your bedroom at night, knock you unconscious and declare your bedroom theirs ;)
You kidding? My 5 year old has been known to do that without any knowledge of the Old Testament whatsoever (well, minus the knocking me unconscious part, but just barely).
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:26 am
by _karl61
But wait until your five year old comes into with a revelation written in crayon saying the issue has been decided by a higher authority; in fact, an angle appeared with a flaming snickers bar and gave a big warning that unless there is submission that the snickers bar will have to be eaten.
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:30 pm
by _Some Schmo
I wouldn't teach my daughter about the Old Testament for the same reason (among others) I wouldn't read her anything by Stephen King.