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Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 2:56 am**

What is our proof for the existence of JAK? ONE THOUSAND posts, that's what!

I assert that today, Sunday May 4, 2008, at exactly 6:43 p.m. Mountain Standard Time our very own JAK worked out his own salvation (after all that he could do and color code) and was crowned with a mantle of exaltation, thereby achieving godhood!

Sir JAK, my adversary of many years (it seems longer!). Lengthy responder extraordinaire! You are free from the chains of lack of knowable-ness of god! Take a look at the man in the mirror...do you know him? ;-)

Take up the mantle of godhood and be the catalyst of your own doctrinal shift! The power is all yours now!

If anyone has anything nice to say about JAK, now is the time and this is the place to do so!

Oh god of analysis! Speech! Speech!

\o/\o/\o/

Jersey Girl

The burden of proof is obviously on me to support the above assertion regarding your exaltation to godhood. Here's a link for just that purpose!

http://mormondiscussions.com/discuss/viewtopic.php?p=152663#152663

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 3:08 am**

It's only logical that at some point, JAK would reach this impasse. Congratulations or commiserations, whichever seems most appropriate. :-D

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 3:09 am**

I know that JAK lives. I know he posts on MDB. I know that he is a god. I love my mommy and my daddy. In the name of cheese and rice, amen.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 3:23 am**

CONGRATS JAK!

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 3:35 am**

congratulations

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 6:11 am**

Trevor wrote:I know that JAK lives. I know he posts on MDB. I know that he is a god. I love my mommy and my daddy. In the name of cheese and rice, amen.

OMG that was funny!

I love my mommy and my daddy.

Thanks for the laugh!

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 6:23 am**

Will JAK challenge even possibility of this Shadesian Godhood? Will he do so repeatedly?

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 6:33 am**

There is no evidence for JAKhood claims.

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 8:49 am**

I too know JAK lives. Well done on this achievement. Woot!

You are awesome JAK, you have taught me so much (That is, before I stopped listening). But don't worry, I stopped listening to everyone when coming here, it's nothing personal. Thanks.

Three cheers to the newest God of MDb!!!

Posted: **Mon May 05, 2008 5:48 pm**

JAK claims to exist despite how statistically improbable his birth and existence are. As we all know, with recent advances in knowledge we should treat such claims with the greatest skepticism.

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CONGRATULATIONS TO JAK FOR ACHIEVING GODHOOD!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO JAK FOR ACHIEVING GODHOOD!!!