God tells another prophet to f*** his female followers

Post by **_Sethbag** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:41 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/06/sec ... index.html

Yet again we see an example of a charismatic religious movement founder who tells his flock that God has commanded him to have sex with his followers, and they willingly give it up to him. Only, in this case, his God-sanctioned boinking of teenaged girls occured in a day and age where the state simply isn't having any of it.

How many more examples do we need? We've seen this over and over and over and over throughout history. Religious alpha males so often end up being commanded, through them as his mouthpiece, by God, to have sex with their followers.

What's mind-boggling about all of this is that the faithful LDS just won't see it. If they respond at all, it will be to claim that this is in fact a divinely-appointed pattern, it's just that all those false prophets out there, ie: all the ones not named Joseph Smith, are performing a "counterfeit" of this divinely-appointed pattern, as Satan's way of discrediting the practice, so that people will be deceived away from the true church.

Uhuh.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:45 pm

Jesus didn't boink teenage girls, did He?

Post by **_Mercury** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:47 pm

asbestosman wrote:Jesus didn't boink teenage girls, did He?

Who is this Jesus you speak of and what record if any do we have other than fictionalized tales of a Palestinian revolutionary supposedly named Jesus?

Post by **_antishock8** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:48 pm

Makes ya go... HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM:

Post by **_asbestosman** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:52 pm

Mercury wrote:
asbestosman wrote:Jesus didn't boink teenage girls, did He?

Who is this Jesus you speak of and what record if any do we have other than fictionalized tales of a Palestinian revolutionary supposedly named Jesus?

And people wonder why we need another testament of Jesus Christ, not that the Book of Mormon is any more convincing to you.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:53 pm

I don't think the Buddah did much boinking either, but then I guess he wasn't an official prophet.

Post by **_beastie** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:54 pm

Yes, indeed, ensuring that his alpha male has sex with as many females as possible always seems to be very high on God's list of priorities.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:55 pm

Have there ever been any gay "prophets" who claim God commanded them to take lots of men?

_GoodK · Post by **_GoodK** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:56 pm

I wonder if these cult leaders actually believe they are talking to God, if they are really that dillusional, or if they are just laughing inside as they are doing this.

Makes you wonder.

Post by **_asbestosman** » Tue May 06, 2008 9:57 pm

It also makes me wonder about who wonders how to become the next such "prophet".