More fun with the boys and girls of Mormon.org chat!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:30 am
Wow, tonight I binge chatted.
Four different sessions.
The first three were a basic repeat of the last one.
They denied smith marriage to a 14 year old.
Yes, I sent the familysearch.org link.
Yes they fell silent, one had a testimony that it did not matter because he was a prophet...
The other two just hung up.
The last one I acted like a very eager investigator who was told by the local elders to go online and have the online dorks help me pray.
Here is the transcript from that:
Jim: Hello, how are you?
Joe: hi Jim
Jim: How may I help you?
Joe: hi the missionaries have been seeing me
Jim: Ok, how is that going?
Joe: we have been having a good visit for a while
Joe: we tried praying last night with me going
Joe: I was too embaraaassed and they said to try this chat site
Jim: Ok.
Jim: That is good, how do you feel when you speak with them.
Joe: I like them alot
Joe: they have had some of the lady missionaries over too
Jim: Ok, how do you feel though? Inside?
Joe: my room mate is skeptical but I feel good and excited
Jim: That is good!
Jim: Keep going with that, those feelings you are having are the spirit telling you that this is something good.
Joe: oh yes we were talking about that the spirit feeling
Joe: last night just before I tried to say a prayer
Joe: but I was too scared
Joe: i have never done that
Joe: so i am nevous
Jim: Have you prayered pby yourself yet?
Joe: i tried just before i came down to the library
Joe: i use the city library to get on the internet
Jim: Ok, how did you feel as you prayed?
Joe: my heart was pounding when i was trying
Joe: because i felt scared i guess
Jim: Yeah, have you been able to read a little from the Book of Mormon?
Joe: oh yes
Joe: as much as I can
Joe: i have adult ADD
Joe: I read five verse then think aobut them
Jim: Ok that's good, have you read alot?
Joe: the elder missionaries read out loud wtih me
Joe: we read some morroni stuff yesterday
Joe: about the great promese of the spirit
Jim: Ok that's good, have you prayed to know if the Book of MOmron is true?
Joe: i mean promise
Joe: that is why they told me to come here tonight
Joe: they said you online elders would help me and that i could just pray insdide my mind
Joe: with you
Jim: Ok, well what you can do is go kneel by your bed and start a prayer.
Joe: heh i am in the city library in Santa Cruz CA
Joe: there are a few people left
Joe: on wednesdys they keep it open til 11pm
Jim: Oh i forgot about that.
Jim: Ok, well then yes you may just pray right there.
Jim: Just start by talking to Heavenly Father.
Joe: ok! that's what my elders said yesterday
Joe: neat!
Jim: Tell him how you feel about the missionaries coming over and that you are excited.
Jim: Tell him you want to know if the Book of Mormon is true, because if it is it will mean so much.
Joe: can i type it out and then read it?
Jim: Joe, I know you can do it.
Jim: Just tell him what you ahve talked to me about.
Joe: ok
Jim: You can have a conversation with Him.
Jim: But afte ryou do you need to wait and listne for an answer.
Jim: Pay attention to your feelings.
Jim: you may feel that happiness and excitedment again.
Joe: dear Jesus i am praying to you to ask you a personal question,
Jim: You don't need to type it out.
Joe: please tell me if the elders are th
Joe: oh ok
Jim: Pray to Heavenly Father Joe.
Jim: but pray to Him in the name of Jesus Christ.
Joe: oops that's right
Joe: i rmeember that
Joe: remember
Joe: ok here I go
Joe: oh i don't know how i should say things
Joe: can you type it and I will whisper it
Jim: Ok.
Joe: ready when you are Jim.
Joe: Elder Jim?
Joe: :)
Jim: Joe it has to be your words.
Jim: You need to talk to him, its your prayer not mine.
Joe: ok I will just ask him the one question about the book like what you said
Joe: is that ok?
Joe: Jim?
Joe: am i allowed to ask just that?
Joe: I only have 5 minutes
Joe: befrore they close
Joe: Jim??
Joe: hello elder Jim?
I wonder if Jim enjoyed that as much as I did?
One thing I noticed is when you act like a total sucker ready to be baptized, they respond to you QUICKLY! ..well except at the end... I guess Casper the holy ghost outted me to him... damnit!
Four different sessions.
The first three were a basic repeat of the last one.
They denied smith marriage to a 14 year old.
Yes, I sent the familysearch.org link.
Yes they fell silent, one had a testimony that it did not matter because he was a prophet...
The other two just hung up.
The last one I acted like a very eager investigator who was told by the local elders to go online and have the online dorks help me pray.
Here is the transcript from that:
Jim: Hello, how are you?
Joe: hi Jim
Jim: How may I help you?
Joe: hi the missionaries have been seeing me
Jim: Ok, how is that going?
Joe: we have been having a good visit for a while
Joe: we tried praying last night with me going
Joe: I was too embaraaassed and they said to try this chat site
Jim: Ok.
Jim: That is good, how do you feel when you speak with them.
Joe: I like them alot
Joe: they have had some of the lady missionaries over too
Jim: Ok, how do you feel though? Inside?
Joe: my room mate is skeptical but I feel good and excited
Jim: That is good!
Jim: Keep going with that, those feelings you are having are the spirit telling you that this is something good.
Joe: oh yes we were talking about that the spirit feeling
Joe: last night just before I tried to say a prayer
Joe: but I was too scared
Joe: i have never done that
Joe: so i am nevous
Jim: Have you prayered pby yourself yet?
Joe: i tried just before i came down to the library
Joe: i use the city library to get on the internet
Jim: Ok, how did you feel as you prayed?
Joe: my heart was pounding when i was trying
Joe: because i felt scared i guess
Jim: Yeah, have you been able to read a little from the Book of Mormon?
Joe: oh yes
Joe: as much as I can
Joe: i have adult ADD
Joe: I read five verse then think aobut them
Jim: Ok that's good, have you read alot?
Joe: the elder missionaries read out loud wtih me
Joe: we read some morroni stuff yesterday
Joe: about the great promese of the spirit
Jim: Ok that's good, have you prayed to know if the Book of MOmron is true?
Joe: i mean promise
Joe: that is why they told me to come here tonight
Joe: they said you online elders would help me and that i could just pray insdide my mind
Joe: with you
Jim: Ok, well what you can do is go kneel by your bed and start a prayer.
Joe: heh i am in the city library in Santa Cruz CA
Joe: there are a few people left
Joe: on wednesdys they keep it open til 11pm
Jim: Oh i forgot about that.
Jim: Ok, well then yes you may just pray right there.
Jim: Just start by talking to Heavenly Father.
Joe: ok! that's what my elders said yesterday
Joe: neat!
Jim: Tell him how you feel about the missionaries coming over and that you are excited.
Jim: Tell him you want to know if the Book of Mormon is true, because if it is it will mean so much.
Joe: can i type it out and then read it?
Jim: Joe, I know you can do it.
Jim: Just tell him what you ahve talked to me about.
Joe: ok
Jim: You can have a conversation with Him.
Jim: But afte ryou do you need to wait and listne for an answer.
Jim: Pay attention to your feelings.
Jim: you may feel that happiness and excitedment again.
Joe: dear Jesus i am praying to you to ask you a personal question,
Jim: You don't need to type it out.
Joe: please tell me if the elders are th
Joe: oh ok
Jim: Pray to Heavenly Father Joe.
Jim: but pray to Him in the name of Jesus Christ.
Joe: oops that's right
Joe: i rmeember that
Joe: remember
Joe: ok here I go
Joe: oh i don't know how i should say things
Joe: can you type it and I will whisper it
Jim: Ok.
Joe: ready when you are Jim.
Joe: Elder Jim?
Joe: :)
Jim: Joe it has to be your words.
Jim: You need to talk to him, its your prayer not mine.
Joe: ok I will just ask him the one question about the book like what you said
Joe: is that ok?
Joe: Jim?
Joe: am i allowed to ask just that?
Joe: I only have 5 minutes
Joe: befrore they close
Joe: Jim??
Joe: hello elder Jim?
I wonder if Jim enjoyed that as much as I did?
One thing I noticed is when you act like a total sucker ready to be baptized, they respond to you QUICKLY! ..well except at the end... I guess Casper the holy ghost outted me to him... damnit!