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Religious idiots... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:37 pm
by _GoodK
I'm tired of all these relgious idiots.

You right wing, right to life idiots. You don't care about life. You guys are the first to send a guy to the electric chair.

I'm tired of you idiots trying to high jack the government and set policy. You idiots just want to control people with your stupid fairy tales.
It's not up to you guys with your fairy tales about some pie in the sky guy in sandals.
What do you care if we are sinning?
We are sinning, fine.
Your imaginary fairy tale God will take care of it.
Remember, that is what he's going to do? That's what he does.
You don't have to do it. He's going to do it.

Oh but wait a minute. He doesn't
ever seem to get around to it, does he.

Wait a minute, maybe he doesn't exist.

Nope, can't think that way.

All of you, please shut up. I can't take anymore fairy tale talk.
I hate all of you. Please let the sane people in the middle just get along. You and the ACLU idiots can just duke it out somewhere in a battle royale of idiots.

Look. You're religous. Go read your Bible. Just go read your Bible and shut up. Go read your Bible while your kids go gay. No one wants to hear your crap.

If you really believed it, you wouldn't be coming after everyone. Just shut up with your fairy tales.

I'm tired of being held hostage by all these religious idiots.

I'm tired of having respect for Islam. I'm tired of the Chrisitan right.I'm tired of all you people.

I'm tired of the fairy tales. Just shut up. Keep it to yourself. No one believes it. No one wants to hear about your stupid beliefs. Shut up. We don't care. You know what my belief is, No belief.
The only thing I know is that you idiots are wrong.

If you had one shred of proof, you would shut up. But you can't. You're insecure.

So you have to rub your stink on everything. Just shut up. Here is what you do: Just focus on screwing your kids up with your crappy indoctrination. Just focus on brainwashing your kids so they hate you later. Just focus on that. When you're done with that, then you can work on the abortion doctors and Tommy Chong. How about that. With MTV and the internet these days
its tough brainwashing a kid. Just focus on that. We're to old and too smart to be brainwashed by your crappy religion. Just worry about effing up your kids. Fantastic.

Religion is for idiots. They don't have to think so much. It's tough when you have to think. It's scary.

Uh oh. I might die. Bad things might happen to me for no good reason. Uh oh. Uh oh, there may not be a plan. Oh no. Therehas got to be a plan. There has got to be.... Just shut up all of you idiots.

Listen, I wouldn't care, but here is the thing:

Kevorkian spent 8 years in the joint, and kids can't get birth control because of you idiots.
Gays can't get married because of you. If you could keep it to yourselves I wouldn't care, but you can't.

So just shut up.

Those of you who are atheist and agnostic, please stop having so much respect for these nutjobs. Please stop respecting them. Please join me in telling them to shut up. Join me and tell them everyone has had an ass full of their fairy tales.

Re: For the religious idiots out there... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:41 pm
by _Chap
Were you offended, or did you want to sin? If the latter, please specify sin, preferably with video clips.

And exactly how is Satan rewarding you? Can I have some too?

Re: For the religious idiots out there... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:43 pm
by _guy sajer
GoodK wrote:I'm tired of all these relgious idiots.

You right wing, right to life idiots. You don't care about life. You guys are the first to send a guy to the electric chair.

I'm tired of you idiots trying to high jack the government and set policy. You idiots just want to control people with your stupid fairy tales.
It's not up to you guys with your fairy tales about some pie in the sky some guy in sandals.
What do you care if we are sinning?
We are sinning, fine.
Your imaginary fairy tale God will take care of it.
Remember, that is what he's going to do? That's what he does.
You don't have to do it. He's going to do it.

Oh but wait a minute. He doesn't
ever seem to get around to it, does he.

Wait a minute, maybe he doesn't exist.

Nope, can't think that way.

All of you, please shut up. I can't take anymore fairy tale talk.
I hate all of you. Please let the sane people in the middle just get along. You and the ACLU idiots can just duke it out somewhere in a battle royale of idiots.

Look. You're religous. Go read your Bible. Just go read your Bible and shut up. Go read your Bible while your kids go gay. No one wants to hear your crap.

If you really believed it, you wouldn't be coming after everyone. Just shut up with your fairy tales.

I'm tired of being held hostage by all these religious idiots.

I'm tired of having respect for Islam. I'm tired of the Chrisitan right.I'm tired of all you people.

I'm tired of the fairy tales. Just shut up. Keep it to yourself. No one believes it. No one wants to hear about your stupid beliefs. Shut up. We don't care. You know what my belief is, No belief.
The only thing I know is that you idiots are wrong.

If you had one shred of proof, you would shut up. But you can't. You're insecure.

So you have to rub your stink on everything. Just shut up. Here is what you do: Just focus on screwing your kids up with your crappy indoctrination. Just focus on brainwashing your kids so they hate you later. Just focus on that. When you're down with that, then you can work on the abortion doctors and Tommy Chong. How about that. With MTV and the internet these days
its tough brainwashing a kid. Just focus on that. We're to old and too smart to be brainwashed by your crappy religion. Just worry about effing up your kids. Fantastic.

Religion is for idiots. They don't have to think so much. It's tough when you have to think. It's scary.

Uh oh. I might die. Bad things might happen to me for no good reason. Uh oh. Uh oh, there may not be a plan. Oh no. Therehas got to be a plan. There has got to be.... Just shut up all of you idiots.

Listen, I wouldn't care, but here is the thing:

Kevorkian spent 8 years in the joint, and kids can't get birth control because of you idiots.
Gays can't get married because of you. If you could keep it to yourselves I wouldn't care, but you can't.

So just shut up.

Those of you who are atheist and agnostic, please stop having so much respect for these nutjobs. Please stop respecting them. Please join me in telling them to shut up. Join me and tell them everyone has had an ass full of their fairy tales.


Feel better getting that off your chest?

Hey Dan, you paying attention? Looks like something else that you need to snitch on to Goodk's father. He did, after all, call his father an idiot by implication.

by the way, I'm not a believer, but I hope Dr. Death rots in jail. While I have mixed feelings on assisted suicide, Kevorkian is a sick bastard who, IMHO, enjoys killing people.

Re: For the religious idiots out there... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:49 pm
by _TrashcanMan79
GoodK wrote:If you had one shred of proof, you would shut up. But you can't.

Big Bang singularity! Irreducible complexity! Chiasmus!

Re: For the religious idiots out there... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:54 pm
by _cksalmon
GoodK wrote:I'm tired of all these relgious idiots.

You right wing, right to life idiots. You don't care about life. You guys are the first to send a guy to the electric chair.

I'm tired of you idiots trying to high jack the government and set policy. You idiots just want to control people with your stupid fairy tales.
It's not up to you guys with your fairy tales about some pie in the sky guy in sandals.
What do you care if we are sinning?
We are sinning, fine.
Your imaginary fairy tale God will take care of it.
Remember, that is what he's going to do? That's what he does.
You don't have to do it. He's going to do it.

Oh but wait a minute. He doesn't
ever seem to get around to it, does he.

Wait a minute, maybe he doesn't exist.

Nope, can't think that way.

All of you, please shut up. I can't take anymore fairy tale talk.
I hate all of you. Please let the sane people in the middle just get along. You and the ACLU idiots can just duke it out somewhere in a battle royale of idiots.

Look. You're religous. Go read your Bible. Just go read your Bible and shut up. Go read your Bible while your kids go gay. No one wants to hear your crap.

If you really believed it, you wouldn't be coming after everyone. Just shut up with your fairy tales.

I'm tired of being held hostage by all these religious idiots.

I'm tired of having respect for Islam. I'm tired of the Chrisitan right.I'm tired of all you people.

I'm tired of the fairy tales. Just shut up. Keep it to yourself. No one believes it. No one wants to hear about your stupid beliefs. Shut up. We don't care. You know what my belief is, No belief.
The only thing I know is that you idiots are wrong.

If you had one shred of proof, you would shut up. But you can't. You're insecure.

So you have to rub your stink on everything. Just shut up. Here is what you do: Just focus on screwing your kids up with your crappy indoctrination. Just focus on brainwashing your kids so they hate you later. Just focus on that. When you're done with that, then you can work on the abortion doctors and Tommy Chong. How about that. With MTV and the internet these days
its tough brainwashing a kid. Just focus on that. We're to old and too smart to be brainwashed by your crappy religion. Just worry about effing up your kids. Fantastic.

Religion is for idiots. They don't have to think so much. It's tough when you have to think. It's scary.

Uh oh. I might die. Bad things might happen to me for no good reason. Uh oh. Uh oh, there may not be a plan. Oh no. Therehas got to be a plan. There has got to be.... Just shut up all of you idiots.

Listen, I wouldn't care, but here is the thing:

Kevorkian spent 8 years in the joint, and kids can't get birth control because of you idiots.
Gays can't get married because of you. If you could keep it to yourselves I wouldn't care, but you can't.

So just shut up.

Those of you who are atheist and agnostic, please stop having so much respect for these nutjobs. Please stop respecting them. Please join me in telling them to shut up. Join me and tell them everyone has had an ass full of their fairy tales.


Can I still troll here if I keep my idiotic mouth shut? Or, would you prefer that I leave the board completely? As an object of your hatred, I'm guessing the latter.

Seems sort of antithetical to the ethos of an open Mormon discussion forum to demand (and attempt to incite others to demand) that believers in Mormonism "just shut up."

But, hey, it's your board, not mine.

Chris

Re: For the religious idiots out there... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:59 pm
by _GoodK
cksalmon wrote:
Seems sort of antithetical to the ethos of an open Mormon discussion forum to demand (and attempt to incite others to demand) that believers in Mormonism "just shut up."



Please just shut up about your stupid fairy tales. No one wants to hear them.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:03 pm
by _Sam Harris
Intellectualism at its best.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:05 pm
by _Sam Harris
http://www.enformy.com/$politic.html

Contrary to popular opinion, popular opinion does not constitute truth. Nevertheless, when humans gather in large herds, they think with one mind, and this mind assures them that their numbers secure them from predators. The irony is, many leaders are themselves predators, leisurely feasting on the minds, bodies, and property of their followers. Many other leaders are simply compelled to lead, regardless of their mental fitness to do so. Thus, as pods of whales beach themselves by following their surrogate thinkers, humans obliviously, but fashionably, flock to their deaths.


One herding trait obvious in political behavior is caucusing in exclusive cliques. Cliques organize human behavior by relieving their members of reasoning for themselves: The group's dominant members determine the beliefs, values, and behaviors of all the members. This is agreeably efficient, for each clique requires only one mind.

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:11 pm
by _bcspace
For the religious idiots out there... shut up


Well, since I am not an idiot.....

To be a liberal or a democrat is to be a traitor to country.

To be a liberal or a democrat and LDS is to be a traitor to God and country.

Re: For the religious idiots out there... shut up

Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:14 pm
by _asbestosman
GoodK wrote:I'm tired of having respect for Islam.

Quite a few "religious idiots" are tired of having respect for Islam too especially on the Christian right.