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Great News! Leaders are very concerned over lost testimonies

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 7:16 pm
by _Boaz & Lidia
Member: Hello Bishop
Bish: Hi Brother, how are things going?
Member: Uh well, I seem to have misplaced my testimony...
Bish: Misplaced?
Member: Yes, or perhaps you could say I may have lost it..
Bish: LOST IT?!?!?!? WHERE????
Member: I am not sure.. a book, a website, a message board, logic..
Bish: Where???
Member: Perhaps it fell off while I was wondering the great information whore of the earth... GOOOOGLE

On yonder RfM board, a several posters who are spies for the exmo underground movement are reporting a top down message over the loss of testimonies currently being disseminated over the wards and branches..

Sweet mother of Google!!! This makes my sooooo happy! Our efforts of sharing the gospel truth is working!

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:07 pm
by _bcspace
On yonder RfM board, a several posters who are spies for the exmo underground movement are reporting a top down message over the loss of testimonies currently being disseminated over the wards and branches..

I was asked to give a talk in Sacrament Meeting. I was told by the bishopric that the topic was strengthening testimonies. I was told "we have been told that people in the church are losing their testimonies so the church is focussing on this issue." I will give a nice talk, but not on that topic.


Sounds to me like your 'spy' has been found out as the topic often is meant more for the giver...... lol

Luke 15:4

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:31 pm
by _Boaz & Lidia
bcspace wrote:
On yonder RfM board, a several posters who are spies for the exmo underground movement are reporting a top down message over the loss of testimonies currently being disseminated over the wards and branches..

I was asked to give a talk in Sacrament Meeting. I was told by the bishopric that the topic was strengthening testimonies. I was told "we have been told that people in the church are losing their testimonies so the church is focussing on this issue." I will give a nice talk, but not on that topic.


Sounds to me like your 'spy' has been found out as the topic often is meant more for the giver...... lol

Luke 15:4
I couldn't care less about your subjective observations. The cold hard fact is that LDS Inc is losing money.

In case you have not noticed, I revel in Mormon loss.

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:37 pm
by _bcspace
I couldn't care less about your subjective observations.


Obviously you care enough to respond to them.

The cold hard fact is that LDS Inc is losing money.


The Corporation does indeed give away lots of money.

In case you have not noticed, I revel in Mormon loss.


And I revel in you fulfilling your role in the parable of the Sower. The Church does not grow without opposition. So if you say the Church is not growing, then you admit you are not doing your job very well.

Re: Great News! Leaders are very concerned over lost testimo

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:38 pm
by _Jason Bourne
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Member: Hello Bishop
Bish: Hi Brother, how are things going?
Member: Uh well, I seem to have misplaced my testimony...
Bish: Misplaced?
Member: Yes, or perhaps you could say I may have lost it..
Bish: LOST IT?!?!?!? WHERE????
Member: I am not sure.. a book, a website, a message board, logic..
Bish: Where???
Member: Perhaps it fell off while I was wondering the great information whore of the earth... GOOOOGLE

On yonder RfM board, a several posters who are spies for the exmo underground movement are reporting a top down message over the loss of testimonies currently being disseminated over the wards and branches..

Sweet mother of Google!!! This makes my sooooo happy! Our efforts of sharing the gospel truth is working!


I have seen no top down word on any such concern. But I think there is always a general concern over such things and always had been.

Re: Great News! Leaders are very concerned over lost testimo

Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 9:48 pm
by _Boaz & Lidia
Jason Bourne wrote:
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Member: Hello Bishop
Bish: Hi Brother, how are things going?
Member: Uh well, I seem to have misplaced my testimony...
Bish: Misplaced?
Member: Yes, or perhaps you could say I may have lost it..
Bish: LOST IT?!?!?!? WHERE????
Member: I am not sure.. a book, a website, a message board, logic..
Bish: Where???
Member: Perhaps it fell off while I was wondering the great information whore of the earth... GOOOOGLE

On yonder RfM board, a several posters who are spies for the exmo underground movement are reporting a top down message over the loss of testimonies currently being disseminated over the wards and branches..

Sweet mother of Google!!! This makes my sooooo happy! Our efforts of sharing the gospel truth is working!


I have seen no top down word on any such concern. But I think there is always a general concern over such things and always had been.
Cults do the same thing with their members.

Re: Great News! Leaders are very concerned over lost testimo

Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:33 am
by _harmony
Jason Bourne wrote:I have seen no top down word on any such concern. But I think there is always a general concern over such things and always had been.


Nothing over the pulpit in my ward. But maybe my new bishop doesn't know what to do with it yet.