Does Jesus love your pets?

[_silentkid]

My brother emailed me a link to this post. I thought it was pretty funny. If anyone is worried about the status of their pets after the Rapture, read here.

[_The Dude]

My brother emailed me a link to this post. I thought it was pretty funny. If anyone is worried about the status of their pets after the Rapture, read here.

So the guy is an atheist, and he's offering to care for your pet in case you get raptured out'a here when Jesus comes again. It's a sweet idea, but evangelicals who love their pets will still be separated from them. The owner-pet relationship is good for time only, not for eternity.

There must be a better way. Yeah, a way to ensure that owner-pet relationships can be sealed in heaven as an eternal bond.

If some clean cut missionaries would only knock on my door and offer to share such a message of hope with me, I would surely let them in.

[_Angus McAwesome]

If some clean cut missionaries would only knock on my door and offer to share such a message of hope with me, I would surely let them in.

Am I the only one getting a mental image of a German Shepard in a white hsirt and black tie going door to door barking at people?

[_harmony]

If some clean cut missionaries would only knock on my door and offer to share such a message of hope with me, I would surely let them in.

Am I the only one getting a mental image of a German Shepard in a white hsirt and black tie going door to door barking at people?

I was thinking of the dog from Men in Black.

[_silentkid]

So the guy is an atheist, and he's offering to care for your pet in case you get raptured out'a here when Jesus comes again. It's a sweet idea, but evangelicals who love their pets will still be separated from them. The owner-pet relationship is good for time only, not for eternity.

There must be a better way. Yeah, a way to ensure that owner-pet relationships can be sealed in heaven as an eternal bond.

If some clean cut missionaries would only knock on my door and offer to share such a message of hope with me, I would surely let them in.

Awesome.

One of my friends from the BYU days told me a story of when he gave his family's new kitten a name and a blessing. I'm not sure if he really did, but it was a pretty funny story. Could you imagine a pet-sealing ordinance? Cat and dog baptisms for the dead? LOL.

[_KimberlyAnn]

So the guy is an atheist, and he's offering to care for your pet in case you get raptured out'a here when Jesus comes again. It's a sweet idea, but evangelicals who love their pets will still be separated from them. The owner-pet relationship is good for time only, not for eternity.

There must be a better way. Yeah, a way to ensure that owner-pet relationships can be sealed in heaven as an eternal bond.

If some clean cut missionaries would only knock on my door and offer to share such a message of hope with me, I would surely let them in.

Awesome.

One of my friends from the BYU days told me a story of when he gave his family's new kitten a name and a blessing. I'm not sure if he really did, but it was a pretty funny story. Could you imagine a pet-sealing ordinance? Cat and dog baptisms for the dead? LOL.

I can imagine it, SK!





I got the pics from this FLAK thread: http://www.thefoyer.org/viewtopic.php?t=3837

KA

[_Some Schmo]

That was freaking hilarious. My two favorite lines:

- Over half the United States population has legitimate concerns about what will happen to their pets after the rapture occurs.
- They will get adequate amounts of food, water, and shelter as well as plenty of exercise and socialization as I would imagine there will be a lot of pets that will be abandoned by Jesus the pet hater that will need to be cared for.

I hope this guy makes a ton of money, simply because the idea is so inventive. Why should the religious leaders rake in all the conned dough from the saps willing to pay it?

[_silentkid]

LOL. Those pics are awesome. I especially like the first one. Seems this idea is not new at all...those bastards at FLAK. ;)

[_Angus McAwesome]

The LOLCat Bible Translation Project.

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated Democrat.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t.

20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat Democrat. But Ceiling Cat no eated Democrat.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An don't worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt.

24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.

26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.

27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.

28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.

29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.

31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.

[_AmazingDisgrace]

If I were a rapture-ready Christian considering this service, I would want a guarantee in writing that the guy won't suddenly repent and accept Jesus after collecting all the money.