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DEATH BY BLOOD ATONEMENT FOR ALL LIBERAL APOSTATES!
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:07 am
by _Droopy
Just seeing if you're paying attention. You are? Great!
Now you will notice that the above implies that conservative apostates might - might - be worthy of some further consideration on the matter. Libertarians, especially Austrians, would only be flayed with barbed wire, have their eyes gouged out, be made to drink molten lead, and be forced to listen to old Slim Whitman records for 40 days and nights (they've got the economics and political economy right).
Be afraid...be very afraid.
We're the SCMC, and we approved this message.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:11 am
by _bcspace
I don't think one can be an apostate if one is truly conservative......
The left-wing exists only because of conservative principles like freedom of speech ("opposition in all things").
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:15 am
by _Trevor
Here! Here!
The Ordo Fraternitatis Sororitatisque SKINNY-LIUS places its stamp of infernal approval on the statements above!
A fine M'hock to all.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:14 am
by _Boaz & Lidia
Drinking again I see.
I hope you didn't bust your ass when you fell off the wagon again.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:17 am
by _Droopy
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Drinking again I see.
I hope you didn't bust your ass when you fell off the wagon again.
Hello PP...
Re: DEATH BY BLOOD ATONEMENT FOR ALL LIBERAL APOSTATES!
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:54 am
by _moksha
Droopy wrote:and be forced to listen to old Slim Whitman records for 40 days and nights
We're the SCMC, and we approved this message.
No one could survive Slim Whitman for that long.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:45 am
by _Ren
Well, at least Coggins is calling for us ALL to die! Slightly less discriminatory than some other recent stances. You could even call it progress...
I approve of this thread. Death to all apostates!
Praise Allah!
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:12 pm
by _Yoda
Boaz & Lidia wrote:Drinking again I see.
I hope you didn't bust your ass when you fell off the wagon again.
Your ass must be permenantly bruised, PP. ;)
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:20 pm
by _Thama
Freedom of speech a conservative principle.
Heh. Heh Heh.
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:39 pm
by _Hally McIlrath
Hey, you're talking about me! It makes me feel all warm and special.
Actually, I'm a social liberal, but probably fiscally, I'm conservative, with a big streak of Libertarianism. Should I still die? Is there some wiggle room for nuance, or is it just a blanket death sentence? And Droopy-Coggins, just what method are you going to use on me, in order to snuff out my life? Death by having the whole of your library of Mormon books placed on top of me until I slowly am squished to death? What?
Do you want to come with me and Gaz to Italy first, before you butcher me? I want to see the Pantheon again before I die. Pleeeeeeze? I'll buy you a gelato. (That's Italian for "ICE CREAM," by the way. Clear evidence of those who hate America is the fact that they don't use good old AMERICAN words for things...)