If the LDS church is TRUE, God shall strike me dead!

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_Boaz & Lidia
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If the LDS church is TRUE, God shall strike me dead!

Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

C'mon Elohim! Do it!

Edit to add for dipwads like Nehor, stike me dead PHYSICALLY, not Spiritually®..
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_Boaz & Lidia
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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

Elohim is an eternal pussy.
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_Daniel Peterson
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Post by _Daniel Peterson »

Don't worry. He's going to.

Maybe tonight. Maybe years from now. But you're doomed.
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_Boaz & Lidia
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Post by _Boaz & Lidia »

I bet the poor guy is pussy whipped.

He never has time to do what he wants, like striking dead vile apostates like me because he is too busy chasin eternal snatch.
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Post by _ludwigm »

Do You play atheist roulette ( as a paragon of russian one ) : people are standing around, saying blasphemies, and waiting to the thunderbolt ...
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
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_Hally McIlrath
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Post by _Hally McIlrath »

Daniel Peterson wrote:Don't worry. He's going to.

Maybe tonight. Maybe years from now. But you're doomed.



So, I might remind you, is everyone else, including you. Death hunts us all.

Edit: unless, of course, the whole of the Maxwell Institute is to be translated into Heaven, like the city of Enoch...
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Post by _Angus McAwesome »

Nine out of ten doctors agree Death is the leading cause of dying.

Wait, make that ten out of ten....
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Post by _EAllusion »

Given how often people say this and the existence of rare sudden death, you got to believe that someone does die right after saying something like this once in a blue moon by sheer coincidence. One can only imagine how that affects the superstitious thinking of religious people around the event.
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_The Nehor
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Re: If the LDS church is TRUE, God shall strike me dead!

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Boaz & Lidia wrote:C'mon Elohim! Do it!

Edit to add for dipwads like Nehor, stike me dead PHYSICALLY, not Spiritually®..


I hardly think God is so pathetic that he needs to participate in this macho pissing contest with you. If you really want this to happen may I suggest Satanism and focusing more on destroyiing God's Church. Let nothing hold you back....law, conscience, etc. Eventually he may so tire of you that he'll give up on you and take you. Best of luck.
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_solomarineris
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Re: If the LDS church is TRUE, God shall strike me dead!

Post by _solomarineris »

Boaz & Lidia wrote:C'mon Elohim! Do it!
Edit to add for dipwads like Nehor, stike me dead PHYSICALLY, not Spiritually®..


Don't waste your breath "Elohim is an eternal pussy."

DCP;
Don't worry. He's going to.
Maybe tonight. Maybe years from now. But you're doomed.


How is he going to do it?
Throughout history Tryrants like Mohammed, Popes, Kings, Queens, Jim Jones, Koreshes,J. smith rose to power, using his name.
They all administered their tyranny most cunning way.
Do you wonder why Jesus fails to show up? I think you know the answer.
Mr Nice Guy He was, he never resurrected.
Besides, you are His sheep DCP. What the shepherds do?
The ones I know, lead their sheep eventual slaughter.
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