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Shawn McCraney
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:00 pm
by _Scottie
Has he ever explained why he believes in the Bible? It's every bit as ridiculous as the Book of Mormon and Mormonism.
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:59 pm
by _Trevor
Scottie wrote:Has he ever explained why he believes in the Bible? It's every bit as ridiculous as the Book of Mormon and Mormonism.
Is he the Born Again Mormon guy?
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:03 pm
by _Scottie
Trevor wrote:Scottie wrote:Has he ever explained why he believes in the Bible? It's every bit as ridiculous as the Book of Mormon and Mormonism.
Is he the Born Again Mormon guy?
Yeah, the guy on The Heart of the Matter TV show.
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:15 am
by _LifeOnaPlate
Because it is God's Word, of course.
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:42 am
by _Jersey Girl
Scottie wrote:Has he ever explained why he believes in the Bible? It's every bit as ridiculous as the Book of Mormon and Mormonism.
How is the Bible ridiculous, Scottie?
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:25 am
by _Sethbag
Jersey Girl wrote:Scottie wrote:Has he ever explained why he believes in the Bible? It's every bit as ridiculous as the Book of Mormon and Mormonism.
How is the Bible ridiculous, Scottie?
Because it's ancient bronze age Middle Eastern mythology passed off as the Word of God. And this God doesn't even really exist. That's pretty freaking ridiculous.
Because Noah's Ark never happened.
Because Adam and Ever are myth, and not the real "first flesh" who "fell" from some farcical garden paradise 6000ish years ago.
Because any god who would order the annihilation down to the last infant, cat, dog, and chicken of entire cities and kingdoms is no god I'd want to fall down in praise of, and the notion that this god is also our loving Sky Daddy is ridiculous and farcical.
It's ridiculous because of the system of punishments and whatnot described in it for infractions such as "what to do to a woman if she stretches her hand out to save her husband, who has been attacked, and accidentally touches the cock or ballsack of the attacker".
It's ridiculous because half the crap in there never happened, the other half has been embellished beyond belief, the third half is an abomination, and the fourth and final half is held up even today by many people as reason to hate each other, drive each other off various pieces of land, kill each other, etc.
I'd say the Bible goes above and beyond the call of ridiculousness. It's ridiculous maximus.
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:46 pm
by _Scottie
What Seth said...plus, add a man that was killed and raised from the dead after 3 days as a sacrifice for our sins......whatever a "sin" is??
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:51 pm
by _LifeOnaPlate
Scottie wrote:What Seth said...plus, add a man that was killed and raised from the dead after 3 days as a sacrifice for our sins......whatever a "sin" is??
Your sig quote makes no sense, unless it is entirely in jest. If Shirts saw a ball come into his yard my guess is he's go out and play the game and have a great time.
Re: Shawn McCraney
Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:30 pm
by _Scottie
LifeOnaPlate wrote:Scottie wrote:What Seth said...plus, add a man that was killed and raised from the dead after 3 days as a sacrifice for our sins......whatever a "sin" is??
Your sig quote makes no sense, unless it is entirely in jest. If Shirts saw a ball come into his yard my guess is he's go out and play the game and have a great time.
Yeah, I'm sure he would. Blixa just happened to catch my funny bone with that line. I was crying when I read it.