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I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:35 pm
by _collegeterrace
<Mormon truthiness reasoning="on">
With all of the persecution, death threats, and so many people against Mister Scratch, it must mean one thing!
He is TRUE.
</Mormon truthiness reasoning="off">
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Re: I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:59 pm
by _The Nehor
Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Re: I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:00 pm
by _collegeterrace
The Nehor wrote:Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Noted from the poster on meds, Nehor.
Following in the dirty boot steps of your idol?
Re: I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:12 pm
by _Daniel Peterson
In the dungeon of Castle Orem, I'm breeding a race of superpowerful warriors called Morcs. When my work is complete, we will rule the world, and all dissent will be squashed forever.
Mwahahahaha.
Quick! Somebody fetch a fan and his smelling salts for Master Scartch! The poor fellow has fainted dead away!
He's out on the sidewalk, right by my garbage can. He was halfway in it when he had his crisis, and it's fallen over with him still in the can, his legs hanging out. I feel terrible. I didn't realize that he could hear me from there.
Re: I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:17 pm
by _LifeOnaPlate
Daniel Peterson wrote:In the dungeon of Castle Orem, I'm breading a race of superpowerful warriors called Morcs. When my work is complete, we will rule the world, and all dissent will be squashed forever.
Mwahahahaha.
Quick! Somebody fetch a fan and his smelling salts for Master Scartch! The poor fellow has fainted dead away!
He's out on the sidewalk, right by my garbage can. He was halfway in it when he had his crisis, and it's fallen over with him still in the can, his legs hanging out. I feel terrible. I didn't realize that he could hear me from there.
yes master peterson
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:02 am
by _Dr. Shades
The Nehor wrote:Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.
Oh geez. Not you too!
Re:
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:03 am
by _Daniel Peterson
Dr. Shades wrote:The Nehor wrote:Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.
Oh geez. Not you too!
I call for a congressional inquiry.
I'm personally terrified. I doubt that I'll sleep tonight.
Oh, this is simply horrible.
Re:
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:04 am
by _Yoda
Dr. Shades wrote:The Nehor wrote:Then in true LDS fashion I shall make him a martyr with four bullets.
Oh geez. Not you too!
Death threat on aisle three!
Re: Re:
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:17 am
by _Dr. Shades
Daniel Peterson wrote:I call for a congressional inquiry.
I'm personally terrified. I doubt that I'll sleep tonight.
Oh, this is simply horrible.
Don't get me wrong: I'm not implying that
I take it seriously; I simply implied my fear that others
might.
Re: I hereby testify, Mister Scratch is TRUE.
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:18 am
by _LifeOnaPlate
I sanctimoniously demand an apology. Nehor, get that red dot off Scratch's forehead and tell me you are sorry. You could at least attempt the murder face to face rather than at such a distance.