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LDS Inc loves natural disasters

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:41 pm
by _collegeterrace
I wonder if Elohim is behind these hurricanes?

Does God/Jesus tell Tommy about the impending storms and to ready the PR machine, or do they rely on the man made technology from the national weather service?

Come look at the good works of LDS Inc!!
http://www.newsroom.LDS.org/ldsnewsroom ... dy-rolling

Still milking Katrina:
Gustav is by no means the first hurricane the Church has responded to. OH NO HO HO!!
For instance, the Church provided 200 semi-truck loads of aid and 42,000 man-days of labor in response to Hurricane Katrina. The Church humanitarian aid system is experienced and well equipped to respond to a variety of disasters, including hurricanes.

Re: LDS Inc loves natural disasters

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:57 am
by _SUAS
I saw Jospeh SMith in God's hair ...and so the lighting struck twice...maybe now I saw a Flood comming so now we can built a Ark....with the biggest budget ever for a comedy movie and have it flop at the Box Office...then we could live in Fema traliers with God and Jesus and Joseph Smith....

Now they will have old Anti depressants..so they can be mor depressed about being depressed..Now you know they won't send whiskey or water...

Re: LDS Inc loves natural disasters

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:28 am
by _LifeOnaPlate
how much did you send? ;)

Re: LDS Inc loves natural disasters

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:31 am
by _Jason Bourne
The Number One board idiot even finds a way to criticize the LDS Church for helping out. Course the Church never does anything charitable. These spear head units are often among the first response to any natural disaster. But the Church only does it for PR.

What a dumb ass you have become Porter.

Re: LDS Inc loves natural disasters

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:12 am
by _Daniel Peterson
Jason Bourne wrote:The Number One board idiot even finds a way to criticize the LDS Church for helping out. Course the Church never does anything charitable. These spear head units are often among the first response to any natural disaster. But the Church only does it for PR.

What a dumb ass you have become Porter.

For harmony's sake, I agree completely. An exceptionally excellent post, jam packed with truth.