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Beastie: First, we need to contextualize Reese's in terms of the larger polities of the Hershey's world.

Mr. Scratch: It is very interesting that Dr. Peterson eats his Reese's from the inside out. Is he doing this out of malicious motives? Is he drawing a paycheck for eating his Reese's this way?

Tarski: I take my time when I eat a Reese's. According to General Relativity, if you eat a Reese's at close to the speed of light, what seems like a few moments to you might be years for the rest of the world. Of course, all this gets complicated when we take into account the space-time curvature of our peanut butter cup...

Shades: It's "Reese's", people! Not "Reeses"! And stop drawing smiley-faces on your peanut butter cups!

Boaz: I like to go online to the missionary chat website and force them to watch me eat Reese's in my garmies.

Crockett: You're all anonymous, Reese's-eating cowards.

Droopy: Only a flaming, half-witted, gay, leftist scumbag would claim that emissions from the Reese's factory contribute to global warming!

keene: I'm afraid we've had to add annoying advertisements to all your Reese's wrappers in order to compensate for operating costs. Of course, if anyone would like to make a sizeable donation...

dartagnan: Don't be an idiot, Will. Everyone knows that Ritner left Gee's dissertation committee because Gee was taking his eating-orders from the Church and ignoring the standards of the academy. And then Dan Peterson started a whisper campaign about how Ritner was forcibly removed because he prefers fruit-snacks to Reese's...

liz: I like to take my Reese's into the goddess suite and chain them to the bed!

Nehor: I used to come here to partake of the chocolatey goodness. Now only a hollow shell of a peanut butter cup remains...

ludwig: In hungary we are hungary for peanut butter cups!

Mike Reed: Why do Mormons only eat circular candies? Why not cross-shaped ones? What is this irrational aversion to the cross?

Brackite: Hello All Here, There is a New Article on the Web Site Page, from EatReeses.com. The Evidence is indeed, very, very overwhelming that the Peanut Butter Cup is indeed the source from which the Book of Abraham was 'Translated' from. Here Is the Link to the Web Site Page...

CKSalmon: I believe that I was predestined to eat this Peanut Butter Cup. The irresistible grace of God has provided it to me in spite of my total depravity. Hey, there's a spelling error on this wrapper...

LOL!

Some folks are missing, notably a poster known as "californiakid". I'd correct this omission, but have a horrible cold that has dulled my normally sparkling wit. (at least that's the excuse I'm using this morning). Perhaps healthier others will rectify this omission.

HA!

Fantastic, CaliforniaKid!

A Reese's treat for you:



I can't speak to whether it's been licked or not.

KA

Here are a few more. I mean them all in fun.


CaliforniaKid: Yes, I’ll take a Reese’s, Brian. Thanks for the irenic offer!

Brian Hauglid: Forget it! You can’t have it now, Insulter! It’s mine and so mite it ever be! *Stuffs entire Reese’s in mouth.*


Will Schryver: I like my Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup because it’s in the shape of a circle. I like circles. I like sitting in them. I like talking about them. I like thinking in them.

Harmony: I love Reese’s, and so does my Sweet Pickle, but I want the numbers. Open the books, Hershey! What is the true cost of a Peanut Butter Cup?

Daniel Peterson: I greedily ate that Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup wrapper and all after I unmercifully interrogated it at the request of the SCMC. I am evil incarnate.

LifeOnaPlate: If you want to know how I eat a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, you’ll have to go to my great, awesome, blog! http://www.theblogIadvertiseeverychanceIget.com

Gadianton: I’ve long admired the way Scratch eats Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I want to eat my Reese’s just like him, but with an inverted cross made of licorice whips on the top.

Moksha: I like to eat one Reese’s and share the other. Would you like it? It’s been tucked away behind my fig leaf for safekeeping.

RichardMdBorn: I had to hide my Reese’s from liberals, but I always knew where they were, thanks to my handy GPS. I bought them during the after Easter candy sale and saved them to enjoy during the Republican National Convention.

KA

LOL! These are great! Thanks for the smile on a stressful day. :)

With a nod to Runtu:

http://www.mormonapologetics.org/index. ... opic=37687

Chris Smith: The ink on the wrapper is definitely the same color, and the overlap indicates that the wrapper isn't the one that contained the Reese's.

Daniel Peterson: I'd tell you how to eat a Reese's if I weren't such a despicable, nefarious, gap-toothed slimeball.

Brant Gardner: We have to be cautious in assuming that when the text refers to a Reese's, it isn't actually referring to something else.

Sethbag: When will you wake up and realize that there's nothing special about Reese's? It's just a manmade confection consisting of peanut-butter and chocolate.

Gazelam: Do you realize how gross it is to mix peanut-butter with chocolate? What's next, cannibalism?

Angus McAwesome: I don't eat anything that never had blood, but I have been known to use Reese's as bait on the FPS MMORPG to distract lure unwitting victims into an untimely demise at my clan's hands.

Blixa: I'll eat a Reese's if Steussmeister does. He's my last toehold on junkfood.

Steuss: I'm taking a sabatical from the Reese's board until they remove all the nuts.

Skippy: I put Reese's on my foe list so I don't have to worry about it anymore.

Pirate: Oh my gosh, I was eating a Reese's and then I relized I ran out milk so I asked my classmate if I could have some milk but she wasn't home. So then I figured that since ice cream is made from milk that I could use that instead. I put in the microwave for 10 minutes, but then the box exploded. Well, I did get to drink some of the milk, but I had to clean it up afterwards which reminds me, I think I need to get some more pine-sol. Wait, did I just go off-topic?

asbestosman wrote:Sethbag: When will you wake up and realize that there's nothing special about Reese's? It's just a manmade confection consisting of peanut-butter and chocolate.

Gazelam: Do you realize how gross it is to mix peanut-butter with chocolate? What's next, cannibalism?

Angus McAwesome: I don't eat anything that never had blood, but I have been known to use Reese's as bait on the FPS MMORPG to distract lure unwitting victims into an untimely demise at my clan's hands.

Blixa: I'll eat a Reese's if Steussmeister does. He's my last toehold on junkfood.

Steuss: I'm taking a sabatical from the Reese's board until they remove all the nuts.

Skippy: I put Reese's on my foe list so I don't have to worry about it anymore.

Pirate: Oh my gosh, I was eating a Reese's and then I relized I ran out milk so I asked my classmate if I could have some milk but she wasn't home. So then I figured that since ice cream is made from milk that I could use that instead. I put in the microwave for 10 minutes, but then the box exploded. Well, I did get to drink some of the milk, but I had to clean it up afterwards which reminds me, I think I need to get some more pine-sol. Wait, did I just go off-topic?

LOL!!

Now this is a good parody thread.

asbestosman wrote:Gazelam: Do you realize how gross it is to mix peanut-butter with chocolate? What's next, cannibalism?

LOL! Oh, you're good.

Those were great, Asbestosman!

KA