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DCP for president?

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:07 am
by _cksalmon
Disappointed by Romney's failure in the 2008 race, Internet Mormons take matters into their own hands

You saw it here first.

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Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:15 am
by _dblagent007
LOL!!

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:44 am
by _Gazelam
Carter had peanuts

Reagan had Jelly Beans

Clinton had Cigars

Bush had dum dums

Now comes the era of the Crispy Creme

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:49 am
by _harmony
Gazelam wrote:Now comes the era of the Crispy Creme


I have it on good authority that he detests Krispy Kremes. He may like homemade sinnamon rolls, but I can't say for sure.

[edited to fix the sin]

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:09 pm
by _Trevor
I'm afraid his character makes him entirely unelectable.

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:36 am
by _JustMe
Trevor wrote:I'm afraid his character makes him entirely unelectable.


Yeah, he deals with issues head on, is articulate, intelligent, snappy, witty, and ironically, is just the kind of person(s) we need in office, but we will never get. I like him better researching and writing on Mormonism anyway.

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:13 am
by _Trevor
JustMe wrote:Yeah, he deals with issues head on, is articulate, intelligent, snappy, witty, and ironically, is just the kind of person(s) we need in office, but we will never get. I like him better researching and writing on Mormonism anyway.


Well, I was going for honest, but much of what you say is true too. Let's face it, presidential politics are not about intellectual subtlety, and his humor would be lost on most Americans.

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:11 pm
by _harmony
Trevor wrote:
JustMe wrote:Yeah, he deals with issues head on, is articulate, intelligent, snappy, witty, and ironically, is just the kind of person(s) we need in office, but we will never get. I like him better researching and writing on Mormonism anyway.


Well, I was going for honest, but much of what you say is true too. Let's face it, presidential politics are not about intellectual subtlety, and his humor would be lost on most Americans.


Interesting that honesty didn't make JustMe's list.

I suspect most Americans would react to Daniel's humor like most critics do.

And actually, I think he'd do as well in the presidency as anyone else. He has more freedom as who he now is than he'd have as President.

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:27 pm
by _Daniel Peterson
I would support the guy. I know him to be an honest man, and I agree with his political views more completely than I agree with anybody else. He's right on every issue, in my opinion.

But I've heard that he doesn't want the job, even though he has at least one friend who has seriously urged him to run for something.

Re: DCP for president?

Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:27 pm
by _Mister Scratch
Daniel Peterson wrote:I would support the guy. I know him to be an honest man, and I agree with his political views more completely than I agree with anybody else. He's right on every issue, in my opinion.

But I've heard that he doesn't want the job, even though he has at least one friend who has seriously urged him to run for something.


Holy smokes. Wow. I am just blown away by the arrogance of this. "At least one friend"? Tell me, Dan: do you have any "friends" who possess traits other than obsequiousness? And "right on every issue"? Uh, yeah. Big surprise there. I'm sure you're 100% right on your speculations about Bro. Meldrum's supposed "traveling road show," for example.