God bitch slaps the Cougars

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_collegeterrace
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God bitch slaps the Cougars

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http://www.sltrib.com/ci_10739502
Deep in the heart of Texas on Thursday night, the BYU Cougars took a mortal blow to their BCS bowl aspirations, their 16-game winning streak, quarterback Max Hall's Heisman Trophy hopes and, perhaps as important as every thing else, their hard-earned reputation as the invincible force in their league.


I don't know who TCU is, all I know is God used them to bitch slap the BYU pussies, err cougars 32-7!!!
God I love Mormon misery!

"We played like crap tonight. That's the bottom line," BYU defensive end Jan Jorgensen said.
With language like that, God will continue to slap the house cats silly.
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_Henry Jacobs
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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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collegeterrace wrote:I don't know who TCU is, all I know is God used them to bitch slap the BYU pussies, err cougars 32-7!!!


Here's a clue, the C stands for Christian! Who else would God use?
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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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TCU=Texas Christian University.

As to BYU, yeah overrated. Put them in a real division [Mountain West=sucks ass] like the SEC and they'd go 6-5 or so.
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B23 wrote:TCU=Texas Christian University.

As to BYU, yeah overrated. Put them in a real division [Mountain West=sucks ass] like the SEC and they'd go 6-5 or so.


B23.....Bingo!
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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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I remember back when BYU won the NC in 1984. My Aaronic Priesthood leader taught us that Heavenly father helped them win the NC to further his missionary work. I'm not sure who god's favorite team is, or why he helps teams win, and we know he does because the players say so. Last night god favored Texas Christians over Utah Mormons, but next week he might switch teams.
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I don't really care for college sports too much.
One moment in annihilation's waste,
one moment, of the well of life to taste-
The stars are setting and the caravan
starts for the dawn of nothing; Oh, make haste!

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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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SatanWasSetUp wrote:I remember back when BYU won the NC in 1984. My Aaronic Priesthood leader taught us that Heavenly father helped them win the NC to further his missionary work. I'm not sure who god's favorite team is, or why he helps teams win, and we know he does because the players say so. Last night god favored Texas Christians over Utah Mormons, but next week he might switch teams.


I had a moronic priesthood leader - trying to instill the importance of the WofW told us that; If he were stranded in the desert with nothing to drink but beer.. He would rather die. Idiot.
God has the right to create and to destroy, to make like and to kill. He can delegate this authority if he wishes to. I know that can be scary. Deal with it.
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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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Better look fast and see if BoDiddlyTech has an open date on their schedule.
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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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Yoou guys must not follow college football. MWC did really well this year against non-conference opponents.
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Re: God bitch slaps the Cougars

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My Ute fan colleagues reminded me that after last year's BYU-Utah game, Austin Collie (a BYU receiver) said that part of the reason BYU won the game was because of the way players lived their lives off the field (in other words, they were blessed by God). Well, they had some choice sentiment to share about that idea (and they are Mormons).

I haven't seen much divine intervention in football.
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