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Thank you, Shades, for being so even-handed in eliminating all political threads. Your chicken-pizza with complimentary garlic bread, fries, a roasted duck fresh from backyard slaughter (for Nehor :) , a double-beef-and-bacon-burger special with Mc Roast toppings and a free bottle of Pepsi (the Mormon equivalent of champaigne) is on its way, all paid for by me. Should you not receive it, lodge your complaint with Australia Post Express service (sorry, no breast-milk), or through the Australian federal government department of "Justice For Undelivered Complimentary Kindness Offshore Fiscal Freebies, or J[ust]-F-U-C-K-O-F-F.

Okay, I'm drunk. Please delete this post if it's not in line with the prophecies of Isaiah, the US Constituion, The Magna Carta, the Communist Manifesto, or Ezra Taft Benson's An Enemy Hath Done This.

PS: Droopy, you're an A-Hole.

Thank you, Shades, for a most entertaining Board!!!!!

Part IV: Danny Peterson, Gap-Toothed Lizard Man should be moved to the off topic forum.

Ray A wrote:Thank you, Shades, for a most entertaining Board!!!!!

You're certainly welcome. :-)

antishock8 wrote:Part IV: Danny Peterson, Gap-Toothed Lizard Man should be moved to the off topic forum.

It was actually moved to the Telestial Forum. ;)