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Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:28 pm
by _Bond James Bond
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/11/2 ... 889/664239

This diary was on the rec list at Daily Kos this morning. It made me laugh.

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Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:58 pm
by _Trevor
B23 wrote:This diary was on the rec list at Daily Kos this morning. It made me laugh.


If only it were half as offensive as Prop 8.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 10:27 pm
by _asbestosman
For those of us who grew up thinking that baptism for the dead is normal, this sort of thing fails to have any impact.

If only it were half as offensive as Prop 8.

I fail to see the connection between 8 and baptism for the dead other than that people dislike the church's involvement in it.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:10 pm
by _Sethbag
ROFL, that is hilarious. And if any Mormons read it and are horribly offended, then GREAT, now they perhaps can think about that for a moment, and realize that that's exactly how some others have felt at the idea that Mormons are baptizing their dead relatives and friends into Mormonism.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:14 pm
by _moksha
asbestosman wrote:I fail to see the connection between 8 and baptism for the dead other than that people dislike the church's involvement in it.


Wouldn't these Brethren be booted from the Celestial Kingdom for baptismal association with HOMOS!!!??

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:37 pm
by _Trevor
asbestosman wrote:I fail to see the connection between 8 and baptism for the dead other than that people dislike the church's involvement in it.


I don't recall asserting one.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 4:35 am
by _Bond James Bond
Sethbag wrote:ROFL, that is hilarious. And if any Mormons read it and are horribly offended, then GREAT, now they perhaps can think about that for a moment, and realize that that's exactly how some others have felt at the idea that Mormons are baptizing their dead relatives and friends into Mormonism.


That's how I feel. I basically see baptism for the dead [especially of Holocaust victims] as pissing on the graves of people.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:10 am
by _bcspace
And if any Mormons read it and are horribly offended, then GREAT, now they perhaps can think about that for a moment, and realize that that's exactly how some others have felt at the idea that Mormons are baptizing their dead relatives and friends into Mormonism


I simply realized that the "God of the Homos" doesn't exist and therefore the prayer has no effect on my dead relatives. Therefore, I wasn't in the least offended and sent in my latest list of 144 aids victims to be baptized for.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 6:49 am
by _Danna
bcspace wrote:
And if any Mormons read it and are horribly offended, then GREAT, now they perhaps can think about that for a moment, and realize that that's exactly how some others have felt at the idea that Mormons are baptizing their dead relatives and friends into Mormonism


I simply realized that the "God of the Homos" doesn't exist and therefore the prayer has no effect on my dead relatives. Therefore, I wasn't in the least offended and sent in my latest list of 144 aids victims to be baptized for.


Heh heh heh.

Re: Converting Dead Mormons into Homos

Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 7:01 am
by _Calculus Crusader
Trevor wrote:
B23 wrote:This diary was on the rec list at Daily Kos this morning. It made me laugh.


If only it were half as offensive as Prop 8.


There is nothing offensive about dispelling, via the amendment process, a fictitious "right" conjured out of thin air by four judges.