SCMC Calls For "Direct Action" Against Prop 8 Supporters
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:40 pm
"Kill 'em all and let Kinsey sort 'em out" says SCMC Minister of Sexual Purity H.L. "Bullwhip" McConkie.
"Its time to start cracking heads in California", McConkie yelled through a bullhorn to a hysterical crowed of Mormons, armed with ball bats, ax handles, and high powered tactical enemas (illegal in California, except in certain neighborhoods) who had gathered outside the L.A. Temple to hear a rousing denunciation of what McConkie called "sick, degenerate, long haired, maggot infested, good time rock n' roll, plastic banana, dope smoking, NPR type liberals" who opposed prop 8 and are sending California "to Hell in a pink velvet hand basket".
SCMC bodyguards in black suits and sporting small, red bow ties eyed even this crowed suspiciously as McConkie spoke, on the lookout for some of Mr. Scratch's "informants" who had pledged to be at the rally with video and photo equipment.
Several such informants have disappeared in both California and Utah recently, and these cases remain open...
Film at eleven.
"Its time to start cracking heads in California", McConkie yelled through a bullhorn to a hysterical crowed of Mormons, armed with ball bats, ax handles, and high powered tactical enemas (illegal in California, except in certain neighborhoods) who had gathered outside the L.A. Temple to hear a rousing denunciation of what McConkie called "sick, degenerate, long haired, maggot infested, good time rock n' roll, plastic banana, dope smoking, NPR type liberals" who opposed prop 8 and are sending California "to Hell in a pink velvet hand basket".
SCMC bodyguards in black suits and sporting small, red bow ties eyed even this crowed suspiciously as McConkie spoke, on the lookout for some of Mr. Scratch's "informants" who had pledged to be at the rally with video and photo equipment.
Several such informants have disappeared in both California and Utah recently, and these cases remain open...
Film at eleven.