The Cupcake Song

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_Droopy
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The Cupcake Song

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I like grapes
and licked cupcakes
But, baby, if you resist
I'll frost the cake
Just for your sake.
Baby, come on,
Marital bliss

I like girls
With lots of curls
Just let the cupcakes slide
We'll go to church
I can't besmirch
Baby, come on,
Take it in stride.

When you press your lips to mine,
'Twas then I understood.
They taste like cupcakes, sugar and spice,
Don't care, if its been, licked once or twice.

Exmo scam
Its all flim flam
Scratch that off my list
So here I am
Your cupcake man
Baby, come on,
Marital bliss
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


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_Droopy
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Re: The Cupcake Song

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Just for those of you who are still babes in the woods chronologically, this is based on "Knock Me A Kiss" by Louis Jordan.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us

- President Ezra Taft Benson


I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.

- Thomas Sowell
_selek
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Re: The Cupcake Song

Post by _selek »

I don't know the tune, but I liked the lyrics. Is this your creation? The sexual innuendo was grand! :smile:
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Re: The Cupcake Song

Post by _Yoda »

Droopy is our chief lyricist here. :lol:
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Re: The Cupcake Song

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Here is the ultimate cupcake licking music video.
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