Since we haven't had a song in a while ...
Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:48 pm
To the tune of the Kinks "Well-Respected Man"
Right-Wing Nut Job
'Cause he blathers on the message boards
Though he has little to say
And he feels so persecuted
By the antis every day.
And he's, oh, so good,
And he's erudite,
And he's oh so angry
As he's spoiling for a fight.
He's a persecuted right-wing nut job,
Spewing his nonsense with hyperbole.
And he's got his new thesaurus
'Cause he likes to use big words.
But his overblown vocabulary
Just makes him sound absurd.
And his ego has no limits,
Because he knows he's on God's side.
'Cause he's oh, so smart,
WorldNetDaily tells him so.
And everyone who disagrees
Is a Marxist, as you know.
He shows his inferiority complex
As he whines about "poor little me."
And he pushes his religion.
Dogmatism is such fun.
And he ridicules licked cupcakes,
though he wishes he had one.
And he's published in Meridian,
As if we should be impressed.
'Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so righteous
In his heart and in his mind.
He's a paragon of Mormon virtue
Condemning the rest of us for eternity.
And he plays at apologetics.
And he goes to the FAIR conference.
And he buys the missing scroll theory
And other such nonsense.
And he worships at the altar
Of the Maxwell Institute.
But he's oh, so ignored.
He can't get the time of day.
He'll never be a pundit,
But he just won't go away.
He's a second-rate intellect
Latching onto the big boys unsuccessfully.
Right-Wing Nut Job
'Cause he blathers on the message boards
Though he has little to say
And he feels so persecuted
By the antis every day.
And he's, oh, so good,
And he's erudite,
And he's oh so angry
As he's spoiling for a fight.
He's a persecuted right-wing nut job,
Spewing his nonsense with hyperbole.
And he's got his new thesaurus
'Cause he likes to use big words.
But his overblown vocabulary
Just makes him sound absurd.
And his ego has no limits,
Because he knows he's on God's side.
'Cause he's oh, so smart,
WorldNetDaily tells him so.
And everyone who disagrees
Is a Marxist, as you know.
He shows his inferiority complex
As he whines about "poor little me."
And he pushes his religion.
Dogmatism is such fun.
And he ridicules licked cupcakes,
though he wishes he had one.
And he's published in Meridian,
As if we should be impressed.
'Cause he's oh, so good,
And he's oh, so fine,
And he's oh, so righteous
In his heart and in his mind.
He's a paragon of Mormon virtue
Condemning the rest of us for eternity.
And he plays at apologetics.
And he goes to the FAIR conference.
And he buys the missing scroll theory
And other such nonsense.
And he worships at the altar
Of the Maxwell Institute.
But he's oh, so ignored.
He can't get the time of day.
He'll never be a pundit,
But he just won't go away.
He's a second-rate intellect
Latching onto the big boys unsuccessfully.