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Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:12 pm
by _Runtu
It's that time again, time to make your nominations for the apologists who stand out in their field.
Angriest apologist
Least substantive apologist
Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia
Lifetime achievement in hubris
Most predictable apologist
Most vulgar apologist
Most embarrassing apologist
Most intelligent apologist
Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading
Most honest apologist
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 2:51 pm
by _harmony
Runtu wrote:It's that time again, time to make your nominations for the apologists who stand out in their field.
Angriest apologist: Pahoran
Least substantive apologist: Life on a Plate
Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia: Wade with Kerry a close second
Lifetime achievement in hubris: Juliann
Most predictable apologist: Daniel
Most vulgar apologist: Will
Most embarrassing apologist: Zakuska
Most intelligent apologist: Brant Gardner
Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: David Bokovoy
Most honest apologist: Kevin
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:04 pm
by _Runtu
Angriest apologist: Juliann or Pahoran
Least substantive apologist: Dan Peterson, because his online exchanges are almost always devoid of substance
Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia: Kerry Shirts
Lifetime achievement in hubris: Pahoran
Most predictable apologist: Wade (you've intentionally misread me) England
Most vulgar apologist: Will Schryver
Most embarrassing apologist: Zakuska
Most intelligent apologist: Kevin Barney or David Bokovoy
Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: Kevin Barney
Most honest apologist: Kevin Barney
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:26 pm
by _The Nehor
You bribe the judges and this still happens......
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:54 pm
by _Inconceivable
Runtu,
These categories haven't been eliminated this year, have they?
Apologist that would not give their 14-17 year old daughter to Joseph Smith: No nominations
Apologist that is not missing the chip that directs their moral compass when evaluating Mormon history: No nominations
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:47 pm
by _silentkid
I don't read the MAD board much so most of what I'm going off of comes from the limited apologist participation on this board. I did read a few threads on MAD yesterday and I came across some postings by MatthewG that made me laugh. I changed a couple of categories.
Angriest apologist: Will Schryver
Least substantive apologist: Dr. Peterson
Lamest apologist: Wade
Lifetime achievement in self-deprecatory humor tactics: Dr. Peterson
Most predictable apologist: Droopy/Coggins
Most vulgar apologist: Will Schryver
Most embarrassing apologist: MatthewG
Most intelligent apologist: The Nehor
Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: LOAP
Most honest apologist: David Bokovoy (I'm reading honest as sincere)
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:09 pm
by _John Larsen
Angriest apologist: Pahoran
Least substantive apologist: LifeonaPlate
Rube Goldberg award for most convoluted attempt at apologia: Zakuska
Lifetime achievement in hubris: Scott Lloyd
Most predictable apologist: Bill Hamblin
Most vulgar apologist: Will
Most embarrassing apologist: Jason
Most intelligent apologist: Brant Gardner
Apologist whose posts you enjoy reading: All of them
Most honest apologist: Lamanite
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:52 pm
by _The Nehor
silentkid wrote:Most intelligent apologist: The Nehor
I'd like to thank a few of the little people who got me this far:
Thanks to mother, my sister Christine, my dog Allen, my pet ant Phil, my second cousin Renaldo, Gregor Mendel, Herrman Goering, William the Conquerer, the Duke of Windsor, Cao Cao, the Royal Society for the Prevention of Birds, the Beta-Centaurians, Captain Kirk, Gandalf, Charlie Chaplin, Genghis Khan, the Rhinoceros Party, Barney the dinosaur, the Bic pen company, Mr. Burns, Balaam, the Labor Party of the Czech Republic, salmonella, Emperor Constantine, Nehor, and finally, myself.
Thank you.
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:10 pm
by _TAK
The Nehor wrote:silentkid wrote:Most intelligent apologist: The Nehor
I'd like to thank a few of the little people who got me this far..:
Thank you.
Umm.. I think that was supposed to be a slam..
Re: Nominations for the Hughies
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:20 pm
by _The Nehor
TAK wrote:Umm.. I think that was supposed to be a slam..
I take what I can get.
Ask Scratch about the patheticism that rules my life and leads me to yearn for any sort of recognition. According to him, I'd do almost anything to be a mod on an inconsequential board.
Either that or my acceptance speech was meant to be a joke.