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Runtu's post inspired me. Since none of us are above laughing at ourselves, I thought this might be fun. Here are the categories:

Angriest critic

Least substantive critic

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award

Lifetime achievement in MDB loyalty

Most predictable critic

Most vulgar critic

Most embarrassing critic

Most intelligent critic

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading

Most honest critic

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liz3564 wrote:Runtu's post inspired me. Since none of us are above laughing at ourselves, I thought this might be fun. Here are the categories:

Angriest critic: RayA (at both sides!)

Least substantive critic: Mercury

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award: Mr Scratch

Lifetime achievement in MDB loyalty: harmony

Most predictable critic: Gadianton or TruthDancer

Most vulgar critic: antishock8

Most embarrassing critic: marg

Most intelligent critic: Trixie/beastie or Tarski or The Dude

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading: Jason Bourne

Most honest critic: Runtu

Here are my picks:

Angriest critic - Polygamy Porter

Least substantive critic - Out of Misery/Mr. Coffee

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award - Mister Scratch (His DCP threads are epic)

Lifetime achievement in MDB loyalty - Dr. Shades

Most predictable critic - Scratch/Gad

Most vulgar critic - Antishock/Mercury/Porter 3 way tie.

Most embarrassing critic - Porter

Most intelligent critic - Beastie/The Dude/Blixa/Runtu (Tough call between these folks)

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading - Blixa/Seven/Runtu/Brackite/Harmony

Most honest critic - Runtu

Angriest critic - Polygamy Porter (But he has good reason to be.)

Least substantive critic - Me!

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award - Mister Scratch (Though I don't think all his theories are convoluted.)

Lifetime achievement in MDB loyalty - Dr. Shades

Most predictable critic - Brackite (And I love that about him!)

Most vulgar critic - Merc or Antishock. It's their signature style. :)

Most embarrassing critic - I'm almost never embarrassed by anyone other than myself.

Most intelligent critic - WAY too hard to choose! Goodness.

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading - Again, too hard to choose. I enjoy, in some odd way or another, all the critics' posts which I read, or I'd not choose to read them. Some critics are brilliant, and I learn from their posts. Others' posts are more like train wrecks, which are embarrassingly interesting in their own right.

Most honest critic - Runtu, though there are many honest critics with, in my opinion, unblemished integrity.

KA

Angriest critic: antishock8

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award: Mister Scratch

Lifetime achievement in MDB loyalty: Mighty Curelom. He's exercised enough restraint to stay unbanned. Pretty impressive in my book.

Most predictable critic: Mister Scratch

Most vulgar critic: Probably me.

Most intelligent critic: Tarski

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading: EAllusion

Most honest critic: I think Runtu will win this one unanimously.

Angriest critic: Mercury.

Least substantive critic: Solo.

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award: Mister Scratch

Most predictable critic: Harmony.

Most vulgar critic: Porter.

Most embarrassing critic: SUAS

Most intelligent critic: Brent Metcalfe/Dan Vogel (tie).

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading: beastie.

Most honest critic: Trevor.

Angriest critic - Tal Bachman

Least substantive critic - B23 (I love him though)

Most convoluted conspiracy theory award - Scratch the Great

Lifetime achievement in MDB loyalty - Shades, I guess

Most predictable critic - dartagnan

Most vulgar critic - Mercury

Most embarrassing critic - Brent Metcalfe (only because his fairly childish online behavior is so out of keeping with his unbelievable intelligence)

Most intelligent critic - beastie, Dan Vogel, Uncle Dale, Don Bradley, Brent Metcalfe

Critic whose posts you enjoy reading - Brackite, moksha, Runtu, cinepro

Most honest critic - Runtu, Ray A

KimberlyAnn wrote:
Most predictable critic - Brackite (And I love that about him!)

Thank You, KimberlyAnn!!

Hi Chris,

CaliforniaKid wrote:
Most embarrassing critic - Brent Metcalfe (only because his fairly childish online behavior is so out of keeping with his unbelievable intelligence)

Really?

"Most embarrassing critic"? Not number two, or number three—but number one?

And my "fairly childish online behavior" typifies my cyber exchanges?... hmmm... Curious.

Well, if nothing else, you did make me smile—and then some.

All the best,

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And my "fairly childish online behavior" typifies my cyber exchanges?... hmmm... Curious.

You've had your moments.

But this is a thread for fun ribbing, not serious personal attack. Trust me: if I really believed you were the "most embarrassing" critic, I would have picked on someone else.

By the way, Will is pontificating about the parenthesis over on MADB again.