Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

[_neworder]

This was posted over at FLAK and just cracks me up.

Miss Hawaii Teen USA sees win as missionary opportunity

As she prepared for the Miss Hawaii Teen pageant, she kept gospel standards in mind as she selected her evening gown and her swimsuit.

The swimsuit competition worried her because normally Moser doesn't wear a two-piece suit. She and her mother even sought advice from Miss Utah/Miss America 1985 Sharlene Wells Hawkes.

She eventually reasoned that competing in the swimsuit segment could help show the benefits of keeping the Word of Wisdom.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3055163707/
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[_Some Schmo]

I'd let her hold to my iron rod.

[_JohnStuartMill]

Meh.

[_cinepro]

She eventually reasoned that competing in the swimsuit segment could help show the benefits of keeping the Word of Wisdom.

That sounds like a great reason, until you consider that few of the other girls probably keep the WoW, yet they look just as good or better (I'm assuming). So the benefits of keeping the WoW would be that you can look as good as someone who doesn't...?

Of course, my journalistic sensibilities led me to wonder if anyone else had managed to find a modest outfit for the swimsuit competition, wherin I discovered these two:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3070 ... 927188879/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3071 ... 927188879/

Maybe they should have been profiled by "MormonTimes" as well?

[_karl61]

they should let her be Eve in the temple movie.

[_bcspace]

She actually looks a tad overweight; say 5 or 10 pounds.

[_Ray A]

She actually looks a tad overweight; say 5 or 10 pounds.

That's generous. I thought more like 20 pounds.

[_bcspace]

Can't tell for sure, but I think she's full of silicone too. Looks slightly unnatural.

[_ludwigm]

... the swimsuit competition, wherin I discovered these two:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3070 ... 927188879/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3071 ... 927188879/
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As far as I know, swimsuits are to swim.
Could she (or anybody) swim in any of that two?

Or, are they to strip off only?

[_Pokatator]

Can't tell for sure, but I think she's full of silicone too. Looks slightly unnatural.

Are you an expert?