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Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 9:47 pm
by _neworder
This was posted over at FLAK and just cracks me up.

Miss Hawaii Teen USA sees win as missionary opportunity

Mormon Times, Apr. 08, 2009 wrote:As she prepared for the Miss Hawaii Teen pageant, she kept gospel standards in mind as she selected her evening gown and her swimsuit.

The swimsuit competition worried her because normally Moser doesn't wear a two-piece suit. She and her mother even sought advice from Miss Utah/Miss America 1985 Sharlene Wells Hawkes.

She eventually reasoned that competing in the swimsuit segment could help show the benefits of keeping the Word of Wisdom.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3055163707/
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Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:13 pm
by _Some Schmo
I'd let her hold to my iron rod.

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:18 pm
by _JohnStuartMill
Meh.

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 11:26 pm
by _cinepro
Mormon Times, Apr. 08, 2009 wrote:She eventually reasoned that competing in the swimsuit segment could help show the benefits of keeping the Word of Wisdom.


That sounds like a great reason, until you consider that few of the other girls probably keep the WoW, yet they look just as good or better (I'm assuming). So the benefits of keeping the WoW would be that you can look as good as someone who doesn't...?

Of course, my journalistic sensibilities led me to wonder if anyone else had managed to find a modest outfit for the swimsuit competition, wherin I discovered these two:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3070 ... 927188879/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3071 ... 927188879/

Maybe they should have been profiled by "MormonTimes" as well?

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:28 am
by _karl61
they should let her be Eve in the temple movie.

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:16 am
by _bcspace
She actually looks a tad overweight; say 5 or 10 pounds.

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:19 am
by _Ray A
bcspace wrote:She actually looks a tad overweight; say 5 or 10 pounds.


That's generous. I thought more like 20 pounds.

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:28 am
by _bcspace
Can't tell for sure, but I think she's full of silicone too. Looks slightly unnatural.

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:45 am
by _ludwigm
cinepro wrote:... the swimsuit competition, wherin I discovered these two:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3070 ... 927188879/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ou812/3071 ... 927188879/
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As far as I know, swimsuits are to swim.
Could she (or anybody) swim in any of that two?

Or, are they to strip off only?

Re: Showing your bod off in a bikini shows the benefits of WoW

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 1:43 pm
by _Pokatator
bcspace wrote:Can't tell for sure, but I think she's full of silicone too. Looks slightly unnatural.


Are you an expert?