If You Could Write the Questions for a Live Interview..

[_Inconceivable]

..with Thomas Monson (that would be televised like the King/Hinkley interview), what would they be and why?
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[_The Nehor]

What's your favorite kind of ice cream?

[_Mercury]

Why is the LDS Church more interested in spending huge ammounts of money on profitable ventures instead of helping the poor/needy/downtrodden?

Why do you keep perpetuating a myth that has been disproven so many times over that its getting riddiculous?

Why is nepotism the rule when it comes to the highest church appointments?

and finally...What is it you actually prophecy outside of corporate-esque flimflam?

[_cinepro]

Is this the teaching of the church today, that God the Father was once a man like we are?"

[_Inconceivable]

1. Are all churches outside of Mormonism still an abomination in God's sight? Followup: Why didn't I get a yes or a no answer from you?

2. Are all non-mormon religeous leaders corrupt (lips being close to God but their hearts far from Him)? Followup: Would you define the word is for us?

3. Will polygamy (as it was practiced by Brigham Young) be practiced during the millenium?

4. Collectively, do the members of the Mormon church yet remain under condemnation for not living the teachings of the Book of Mormon? follow up: What does condemnation actually mean to LDS members and it's leadership?

5. When was the last time a Mormon prophet said, "thus saith the Lord"?

6. How old were you when you discovered Smith used a rock in a hat to produce the Book of Mormon (or did you know)? follow up: When will the official paintings reflect the true method of translation?

7. Where is the Smith Papyri alphabet located? When will you publish it?

8. How much money did the Mormon church take in donations last year? What percentage of tithing goes toward clothing those that are not naked, sheltering those that already have shelter, feeding those that regularly get 3 squares?

9. Why is Farms/MI the go to arm of the church for those questioning their faith? Followup: Are they unpaid in order to avoid the abomination of priestcraft? Why aren't they set apart for this ministry?

10. Have you been visited by Jesus? Followup: Why is it that current prophets take no dictation as Smith did?

11. Is it better for your child to return in a pine box than to lose their virginity?

12. Define the words know and true.

13. Nehor wants to know what your favorite icecream flavor is, is he representative of most deep thinking members with questions? Followup: Is this why many members look no further for doctrine than Gospel Principles or Truth Restored?

[_harmony]

Does he have to answer honestly? Here's mine:

1. Why do you lie to us?

2. How does it feel to ride in limos and jets, eat rich food, wear expensive clothing, while the poor and widows scrape together their 10%?

3. What scares you the most... that the members will find out that Joseph lied and you perpetuate his lies, or that God already knows?

4. How much of the money in your bank account is tithing?

5. What would you say to your dead mother, if she returned from the dead and told you the afterlife is nothing like you said it was?

6. If the choice was between being the prophet and living your life knowing you were part of a huge con, or living an ordinary life and knowing you were true to your heart... which would you choose?

7. How many wives were you promised?

8. How many times have you stood by and done nothing, while honest members' lives were ruined?

9. Do you look at the faces of the rest of the Brethren and understand that they have also lied about masturbation?

10. Who do you fear most... God or men?


Yes... I am in a pissy mood.

[_Inconceivable]

Yes... I am in a pissy mood.

Me too, lately.

Especially around Easters.