The Other Board
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:10 am
I came to see of my own accord
The curious threads of The Other Board
Where Exmos spend most every day
In shades of stark and dreary gray
They speak of Fanny, Quinn and Beck
They cut the cards and stack the deck
The strawmen swarm in endless hordes
In the curious threads of The Other Board
They speak of sex, both Gay and Straight
They fret and fume about Prop 8
Into the cup such wrath is poured
In the curious threads of The Other Board
Tattoos, earrings, modest dress
Has them under great duress
With pusillanimous pride engorged
In the curious threads of The Other Board
They can't abide in the least degree
The very thought of DCP
For apologists there's no reward
In the curious threads of The Other Board
So come and see the Exmos howl
Feel your stomach churn and growl
So say your prayers and thank the Lord
That you don't stay long at The Other Board.
The curious threads of The Other Board
Where Exmos spend most every day
In shades of stark and dreary gray
They speak of Fanny, Quinn and Beck
They cut the cards and stack the deck
The strawmen swarm in endless hordes
In the curious threads of The Other Board
They speak of sex, both Gay and Straight
They fret and fume about Prop 8
Into the cup such wrath is poured
In the curious threads of The Other Board
Tattoos, earrings, modest dress
Has them under great duress
With pusillanimous pride engorged
In the curious threads of The Other Board
They can't abide in the least degree
The very thought of DCP
For apologists there's no reward
In the curious threads of The Other Board
So come and see the Exmos howl
Feel your stomach churn and growl
So say your prayers and thank the Lord
That you don't stay long at The Other Board.
