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DCP or Crockett come over now, still bruised from the last few days, they are in for a big surprise.

karl61 wrote:DCP or Crockett come over now, still bruised from the last few days, they are in for a big surprise.

I'm flattered, karl61. Unfortunately, to get a real quality tag-team you will need Gadianton to come out of retirement. I am but a pale reflection of his talents.

karl61 wrote:DCP or Crockett come over now, still bruised from the last few days, they are in for a big surprise.

karl you've gone about 61 yards too far with this. I am going to have to wash my brain out with beer or something stronger to get these images out of my mind. Your post had me imagining all sorts of MAD tagteam possibilities. The first was Dr. Dan and Juliann ala WWE style. I can't even go on, just the costumes have my stomach aching.

I've got to step aside for a possible Runtu style parody.

A double team . . . by one person?!?! Hmmm, that should be interesting.

dblagent007 wrote:A double team . . . by one person?!?! Hmmm, that should be interesting.

Hopeless. Truly hopeless.

I read this title and realized that my mind is always in a gutter of perversion. Hmm.

Kishkumen wrote:

dblagent007 wrote:A double team . . . by one person?!?! Hmmm, that should be interesting.

Hopeless. Truly hopeless.

How are you going to prove it otherwise?
It seems entirely plausible.

solomarineris wrote:

Kishkumen wrote:Hopeless. Truly hopeless.

How are you going to prove it otherwise?
It seems entirely plausible.

Maybe it is "plausible," but that does not make it true. I feel no pressing need to prove that I am not Scratch. I am only too happy that I do not have a workload that consists of producing both his posts and mine. Ugh.

Kishkumen,

You are far more talented than I am, and my hat is off to you. You do like to take things a little fast though. Believe me when I say there is an important position opening up at Cassius, but, let us not forget Neil A. Maxwell's talk on patience. I hope when the time comes you are ready, because, your position, will be --- special.

Sol,

You know, I probably get you better than a lot of people. I realized after 2 posts that English was a second language and all, and that only the elite of the elite language learners, like DCP, would not be able to understand this and too quickly condemn you as a complete idiot because he's probably the only one who has ever posted on this board who knows your own language better than you do after 3 weeks of study. And I say that only being 50% sure what your native language really is. I think that you are probably a fairly successful businessman like you claim, and in my circle of friends, I know that this is a talent of its own right, one that I'm working on, and that I greatly envy.

But it is kind of interesting, well not really given the attitudes and general mindset of the successful consultants and businesspeople I know, that you have no empathy.

I mean, you sound like a 5th grader, even though some of us with empathy can see that you're really likely very talented, yet, in the most base and broken english, you completely deride Doctor (and professor!) Scratch and even the Reverand Vladimir Kishkumen. As if, given your 2nd language abilities, you totally get what's going on. Has it ever occured to you, my friend, that you just might, just might, not totally be getting it? And judging people too quickly? That your sin is as great, if not greater, than that of some of those who have all to quickly judged you?

Granted, you could just be jesting here, but I don't think so. I think in all your 2nd language sincerity, you have instantiated the spirit of Mopologetics as it never has been before. Yes, "How are you going to prove it otherwise?" "It seems entirely plausible." The best, and most revered arguments the apologists have ever come up with for every belief that they hold.

Give some credit my friend, let's not let the empathy be such a one-way street anymore.

Gadianton wrote:You are far more talented than I am, and my hat is off to you. You do like to take things a little fast though. Believe me when I say there is an important position opening up at Cassius, but, let us not forget Neil A. Maxwell's talk on patience. I hope when the time comes you are ready, because, your position, will be --- special.

Hmmm. Sounds almost ominous. I may indeed want to proceed with caution. One thing I don't want my position to be---compromising.