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Doe DCP text the prophet
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:25 am
by _karl61
are LDS senior leaders texting each other, sending instant messages, did they all have their heads up and were not distracted at all during conference.
Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:13 am
by _Bond James Bond
(Just a little distraction from paper writing)
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Monson: chk out grl 2 my left Pecker.
Packer: Pecker?
Monson: Srry typo ;)
Packer: O Which1?
Monson: the hawt blond.
Packer: Nice.
Bednar: What u lookn at? ???
Packer: Zip it shortround. Adults talkn here
Monson: U pwnd him.
Packer: Yah. Hez my bitch.
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Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:19 am
by _karl61
B23 wrote:(Just a little distraction from paper writing)
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Monson: chk out grl 2 my left Pecker.
Packer: Pecker?
Monson: Srry typo ;)
Packer: O Which1?
Monson: the hawt blond.
Packer: Nice.
Bednar: What u lookn at? ???
Packer: Zip it shortround. Adults talkn here
Monson: U pwnd him.
Packer: Yah. Hez my bitch.
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too funny - lmao
Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:24 am
by _JohnStuartMill
Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:17 am
by _Ray A
I doubt any of the gerontocracy even know how to send a text message. But using my imagination with the aid of Dr. Who's Time machine, I can imagine one from Joseph to Emma, and a new and more realistic side of the outspoken Emma, never revealed before, except for the preservation of 19th text messages:
Joseph Smith: Wil be late for din Em.
ES: Why? where r u?
Joseph Smith: trans.
ES: trans what?
Joseph Smith: a new rec i just found
ES: which is?
Joseph Smith: bk of zelph
ES: what tht abut?
Joseph Smith: a white lamanite
ES: gawd, wht u goin to trans next? don't u hav time for ur family?
Joseph Smith: the lrd requies sacrifice.
ES: wel tell the lawd u have a wif & family
Joseph Smith: he knows i hav wifs.
ES: what!!
Joseph Smith: he knows i hav a darlin wif
ES: i don't lik u bein out late
Joseph Smith: not even 4 the glory of Gd?
ES: k. then wat time u be home?
Joseph Smith: wen fan is happy
Joseph Smith: sry, when the sht hits da fan.
ES: i don't like this
Joseph Smith: neither do i, but its the lrds woerk.
ES: hav u ben cheatin on me?
Joseph Smith: cheatin?
ES: ans the ?
Joseph Smith: i don nuthin wrong
ES: u lyin bastard, u thik i was born yest?
Joseph Smith: watmakes u thnk i cheatin?
ES: ur "revelation" lst wk.
Joseph Smith: but i can only do tht wid ur permiss.
ES: then y does it say i wil be destroyed?
Joseph Smith: thas only if you disgre wid da lwrd.
ES: âFâ da lrd.
Joseph Smith: now, em, cool down.
ES: cool down? u fuckin lyin bastard.
Joseph Smith: u could be destryed!
ES: âFâ u and ur 'revelations'.
Joseph Smith: Pls, Em. try to understand.
ES: i'm taking our sons and startin a new church
Joseph Smith: it wil fail
ES: like u?
Joseph Smith: wat do u mean? I speak 4 JC.
ES: the only one u speak 4 is your own dick.
Joseph Smith: sad
ES: yes, ur sad.
Joseph Smith: bye, em.
ES: sleep in the dog houese tonite.
Re: Doe DCP text the prophet
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:03 am
by _CaliforniaKid
lol. Great stuff, guys. Reminds me of
this old post from Sister Mary Lisa!