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New Mormon Satire Blog ....

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:52 pm
by _Rollo Tomasi
If anyone is interested, here is the link:

http://spanishfork401stward.blogspot.com/

Pretty funny stuff!

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Re: New Mormon Satire Blog ....

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:42 pm
by _Doctor Steuss
Fundamentalist Ward - Membership requirements might include a concealed weapons permit or Ham radio operators license. Lessons would alternate between emergency preparedness, the divine mission of the Republican Party, and discussions about the time on Kolob relative to the Earth.


*Chuckle*

Re: New Mormon Satire Blog ....

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:02 pm
by _KimberlyAnn
Doctor Steuss wrote:
Fundamentalist Ward - Membership requirements might include a concealed weapons permit or Ham radio operators license. Lessons would alternate between emergency preparedness, the divine mission of the Republican Party, and discussions about the time on Kolob relative to the Earth.


*Chuckle*


Laugh all you want, Stu-be-do. That ward really exists. I know--I lived in its boundaries and attended it for years!

Can make lye soap,

KA

Re: New Mormon Satire Blog ....

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:12 pm
by _cinepro
Ward YM/YM Activities Calendar
I know the youth will be as excited as I am when they see these fantastic upcoming activities! Ah, to be a youth again...

Tuesday, April 28th
Deacons - Rock climbing at The Quarry - Don't forget permission slips!
Teachers - Ice fishing at Scofield Reservoir - leaving at 3pm- need permission slips
Priests - Night skiing at Brighton - Also need permission slips

Young Women - Combined activity: Quilt tying basics taught by Sister Lowe (a great skill to have in such tough times!)

Tuesday, May 5th
Deacons - Marksmanship at the Provo indoor gun club - Don't forget permission slips
Teachers - Swimming merit badge at the Springville pool
Priests - Indoor Laser Tag in Provo - Need to bring those permission slips again

Young Women - Combined for guest speaker Sister Carter from the SF 388th Ward, "Let Virtue Garnish Thy Thoughts Unceasingly"


:lol:

Re: New Mormon Satire Blog ....

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:51 pm
by _John Larsen
You can also try Bishop Higgins Blog:

http://www.bishophiggins.blogspot.com/

Re: New Mormon Satire Blog ....

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:36 pm
by _harmony
cinepro wrote:
Ward YM/YM Activities Calendar
I know the youth will be as excited as I am when they see these fantastic upcoming activities! Ah, to be a youth again...

Tuesday, April 28th
Deacons - Rock climbing at The Quarry - Don't forget permission slips!
Teachers - Ice fishing at Scofield Reservoir - leaving at 3pm- need permission slips
Priests - Night skiing at Brighton - Also need permission slips

Young Women - Combined activity: Quilt tying basics taught by Sister Lowe (a great skill to have in such tough times!)

Tuesday, May 5th
Deacons - Marksmanship at the Provo indoor gun club - Don't forget permission slips
Teachers - Swimming merit badge at the Springville pool
Priests - Indoor Laser Tag in Provo - Need to bring those permission slips again

Young Women - Combined for guest speaker Sister Carter from the SF 388th Ward, "Let Virtue Garnish Thy Thoughts Unceasingly"


Are you sure this is satire? This looks like my own ward Mutual's activity list.