William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologetics

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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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Darth J wrote:
William Schryver wrote:
You didn't post "old posts" of mine. You posted a classic anti-mormon propaganda hit-piece that originated with Pig-in-a-Pokatator--a collection of out-of-context quotes liberally sprinkled with outright fabrications. No one except apostates and those well on their way have ever believed for a minute that I am the "foul mouthed, vulgar" caricature championed by you and the other whore's whelps here in the Perpetual Circle Jerk Suite™.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11811&p=294153&hilit=circle+jerk#p294153


Huh. He thinks that being critical of his behavior is the same as anti-Mormonism.
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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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William Schryver wrote:
Gadianton Plumber wrote:I am not trying to be insulting. Do you REALLY think you are being witty?

I, on the other hand, am trying to be insulting. Being witty is simply an unavoidable byproduct of my saying anything at all. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11811&p=294645#p294645
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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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Speaking to Harmony:

William Schryver wrote:
Truth be told, I regard you as too shallow and insignificant to bother with.

You're just the homely waitress wandering from table to table here in the singlewide, hoping that someone will get drunk enough to ask you out. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11811&p=294086#p294086
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Darth J wrote:
William Schryver wrote:Being witty is simply an unavoidable byproduct of my saying anything at all. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11811&p=294645#p294645


I'd say I blew snot bubbles but I'm not that witty. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Most stupid people are sad but the stupid people who don't realize they're being stupid are hilarious. This guy is one of the stupidest Mormons I've come across.
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William Schryver wrote:
I think the real problem is that harmony dislikes women, or rather, being a woman. She resents the fact (as she sees it) that she was born into an inferior (as she sees it) role, body, status, etc.

Of course, she's really not that uncommon in this respect. Modern feminism has now produced at least three generations littered with self-loathing women. It's one of the great tragedies of our times, if you ask me. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9957&p=257645#p257645
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William Schryver wrote:Besides, as I've indicated previously, I have my calling and election made sure. I'd have to shed innocent blood to fall from my exaltation at this point. And we both know I ain't gonna find any of that here. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9950&p=257348#p257348
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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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William Schryver wrote:You're the toughest talking blowhard of a bitch I've ever seen.

"Grrrrrrr ... put up or shut up! Grrrrrrr ... I'm so intimidating when I snarl ..."

:lol:!

OK, you gnarly, snarly wench you, here's some scriptural references for you. Go educate yourself about the law of the celestial kingdom" viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9950&p=257336#p257336
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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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William Schryver wrote:You see, I don’t care in the least about your bawdy sins. Nor am I interested in whatever “punishment” they might merit.

No, what fills me with the thrill of anticipation is the thought of the mighty Jehovah finally smacking down the pride and haughty looks of the arrogant bastards, like you, who have been mocking the Saints from the balconies of the great and spacious building since time immemorial. I couldn’t care less what they do behind the closed doors of their penthouse suites. But I am greatly offended—viscerally outraged—at how the meek and humble followers of Christ have been mocked and ridiculed throughout the ages by people like those of you who continue the apostate tradition on this message board.

The Lord has patiently enjoined His Saints to leave vengeance to Him. And we have patiently done so. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=9950&p=257410#p257410
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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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Darth J wrote:Speaking to Harmony:

William Schryver wrote:
Truth be told, I regard you as too shallow and insignificant to bother with.

You're just the homely waitress wandering from table to table here in the singlewide, hoping that someone will get drunk enough to ask you out. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=11811&p=294086#p294086

Actually, he was speaking to me. And I respoonded here:


liz3564 wrote:
Will wrote:Hardly.

Truth be told, I regard you as too shallow and insignificant to bother with.

You're just the homely waitress wandering from table to table here in the singlewide, hoping that someone will get drunk enough to ask you out.



I feel sorry for you, Will. That Napoleon complex you walk around with must be exhausting to keep in check.
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Re: William Schryver - The Vulgar Scatologist of LDS Apologe

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William Schryver sure has a foul mouth. He is down and dirty -- full of all kinds of nastiness.
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