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Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:33 pm
by _Jersey Girl
Now that he's turned 40 today, perhaps we'll have some hope of that!
MAY YOUR DAY BE FILLED WITH SMILEY FACES, DR. SHADES!
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The preceeding message has been brought to you by Jersey Girl, Inc. Resident Dispenser of Ceremonial Bananas. What can I say? The godhood business has been slow and I'm branching out to b'day greetings!
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 7:41 pm
by _Kishkumen
Geez. Happy birthday, Shades.
Damn it. Now I have to face the fact that I am turning 40 this year.
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 8:01 pm
by _Pokatator
I thought bellybutton days only went to 39. They say that 29 is the best 11 years of a woman's life then the start on the 39s. It should be the same for the guys. This month I will be be 29 for the last 29 years; or 39 for the last 19 years.
Math is my strong suit even though 5 fourths of the American public is bad at math.
Happy Birthday Doctor.
PS Did you take out fire insurance on the cake?
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 9:36 pm
by _harmony
40, huh? You're such a young 'un. Lots of good times left!
Happy Birthday!
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 10:43 pm
by _Doctor Scratch
Well, well. From one Doctor to another: Happy B-day!
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:10 pm
by _msnobody
I think you should apply your slap (I think you call it snap?) bracelet 40 times today in lieu of your birthday spankings. Have a great birthday.
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:14 pm
by _truth dancer
Thanks dear Doctor Shades for giving us this minimally moderated board.
And, thanks for the smilies. You are an example in tolerance!
Happy happy birthday Dr. Shades dear, happy days will come to you all year, if I had a wish then it would be, a happy, happy birthday for you from me!
Happy Birthday! Big hugs,
~td~
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:18 pm
by _moksha
Happy Birthday Dr. Shades.
(wish I was 40 again)
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Sun May 17, 2009 11:50 pm
by _Dr. Shades
Thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes!
I am now weighed down with great trepidation over the sad fact that I'm now middle-aged. Ugh.
Since it's time to begin my midlife crisis, I'm wondering what form it should take. I'm far too poor to afford the Camaro or the Porsche, so clearly the sports car is out. Does anyone have any non-automotive suggestions for how my midlife crisis should be conducted?
Re: Will Dr. Shades never get anything right?
Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 12:29 am
by _KimberlyAnn
Happiest of Birthdays, Dr. Shades!!
I suggest beginning your mid-life crisis with a warm, freshly baked chocolate chip cookie topped with vanilla ice-cream, just a little chocolate syrup, whipped cream (real only--none of that cool-whip stuff) and cherries. Mmmm!
Kimberly Ann
PS. Truthdancer, I just sang that song to Brackite. I remember it from Primary!