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All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:55 pm
by _Droopy
The leadership of the Church must take action immediately, without further delay, both at the world and local levels.

The SCMC must be given much broader powers to bring the sniveling partisans of abomination to heel.

Anti-Mormon apostates shall know the identities of the true Saints by the lines in the soles of their feet.

And furthermore, whatever it is, I'm against it.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 10:57 pm
by _JohnStuartMill
Droopy listens to Rush Limbaugh. Who would have guessed?

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:03 pm
by _Droopy
Take the poll Diplodocus breath.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:06 pm
by _Droopy
All exmo/apostates who do not take the poll will be waterboarded! There will be no exceptions and no waivers given.

After you have been waterboarded, you will then be tortured.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:14 pm
by _JohnStuartMill
Droopy wrote:Take the pole Diplodocus breath.

"Taking the pole" is what you do when wenglund is feeling frisky. I had already taken the poll by the time you posted this, troglodyte.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:17 pm
by _Droopy
"Taking the pole" is what you do when wenglund is feeling frisky. I had already taken the poll by the time you posted this, troglodyte.


You can take both the poll and the pole (and you know where you can put the pole...)

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:22 pm
by _JohnStuartMill
I just used that joke. You can't immediately use it on me -- that's unoriginal.

This is the problem with home-schooled religious kids. Not only are they scientifically-illiterate, but they don't even know the rules of playground insults.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 11:42 pm
by _JohnStuartMill
Droopy wrote:After you have been waterboarded, you will then be tortured.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/us_wo ... Loses.html

Whether or not you believe that torture is an acceptable means of obtaining intelligence, waterboarding is torture.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 12:41 am
by _Kishkumen
JohnStuartMill wrote:I just used that joke. You can't immediately use it on me -- that's unoriginal.


Poor Drippy. Always slow on the uptake.

Re: All Exmos Must Be Sent To Gulag Immediately!

Posted: Sat May 23, 2009 1:16 am
by _Yoda
Woo hoo! Party at KA's cupcake factory!!!! :wink: